I just started volunteering at the library. We're putting on a fundraiser where we gather porn stars from all over the country and have them read as many books as they can in 60min to raise money for kids with jaundice
We're calling it the Golden SHH Hour.
My wife fave birth to our daughter yesterday. She was born with jaundice
So there she was - small round and yellow. We called her *melon*-y
Jacob, age 92, and Beth, age 89, are excited about their decision to get married.
They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a chemist. Jacob suggests they go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"... The pharmacist answers "Yes".
Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?" ...
Let me tell you about my doctor. He's very good! If you tell him you want a second opinion, He'll go out and come in again. ~~~~~ He treated one woman for yellow jaundice for three years before he realized she was Chinese. ~~~~~ Another time, he gave a patient six months t...