What should you do if it gets too cold inside your pancreas?
Install some insulination.
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
This man’s body parts having a meeting to decide how to survive the pandemic.
Brain has the chair.
He starts: Ok Everyone. Things looking bleak: a deadly virus is going around, the master is sitting home all day and not getting enough sun or exercise, he lost his job and started drinking – so The hard times are ahead. We need to get together and think how we can survi...
It took guts to buy the new iPhone X
Specifically, both my kidneys, my pancreas, and my large intestine.
Doctors have the most fun on April Fools.
Doctor: "i'm sorry to say you've got lung cancer."
Patient: [tearing up] "oh god, no!"
Doctor: "Sorry to say it because it's not true, lol April Fools!"
Patient: [angry] "What the hell?"
Doctor: "Yeah, pranked you, the cancer's in your pancreas."
Everyone was dreaming of working for Steve Jobs
except his pancreas