What do you do with an overly obedient pancreas?

Give it a shot of insolence.

What should you do if it gets too cold inside your pancreas?

Install some insulination.

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This man’s body parts having a meeting to decide how to survive the pandemic.

Brain has the chair.

He starts: Ok Everyone. Things looking bleak: a deadly virus is going around, the master is sitting home all day and not getting enough sun or exercise, he lost his job and started drinking – so The hard times are ahead. We need to get together and think how we can survi...

Doctor: "i'm sorry to say you've got lung cancer."

Patient: [tearing up] "oh god, no!"

Doctor: "Sorry to say it because it's not true, lol April Fools!"

Patient: [angry] "What the hell?"

Doctor: "Yeah, pranked you, the cancer's in your pancreas."

It took guts to buy the new iPhone X

Specifically, both my kidneys, my pancreas, and my large intestine.

Everyone was dreaming of working for Steve Jobs

except his pancreas

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