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Esophagus Jokes

One sperm said to the other sperm:

"Man, this is a long journey! How far to the uterus?"

"I don't know, but we've got a ways to go. So far we've only made it to the esophagus."

Two sperms swimming

Two sperms swimming through a girls body. After a while one sperm looks at the other and says"we've been swimming forever! How much farther until we hit the ovaries?" The other sperm starts laughing and replies " ovaries?! We're not even halfway down the esophagus yet!"

Two sperm meet

Two sperm meet, says one:

"I'm going to be a boy."



The other answers:

"I'm going to be a girl!"



Suddenly a breadcrumb screams:

"You become nothing at all, you are in the esophagus!!!!!!!!"

2 sperms are swimming side by side

sperm 1: do you know how much longer 'til the fallopian tube?

sperm 2: fallopian tube? we aren't even past the esophagus yet!

Two sperm are racing each other to get to the egg first

After awhile one sperm says, "Shouldn't we be there by now?"

The other sperm says, "I don't think so, we just passed the esophagus."

[Dirty] Two sperm are swimming around inside a woman.

The first one, exhausted and out of breath asks, "how much longer till we reach the uterus?"
The second sperm breaks into laughter and replies, "the uterus?! We haven't even left the esophagus yet!"

Two sperm are busily swimming along

Two sperm are busily swimming along when 1 sperm asks "Hey look..is the that the Fallopian tube?"

"Fallopian tube" the second sperm laughs out, "we're not even through the esophagus yet!"

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Pedro and Juan are stranded in the desert... (My favourite joke, [LONG])

After a day of walking, staggering, then crawling, they are thirsty, starving, and near death. They are about to give up when Juan exclaims,

“Pedro, look! At thee bottom of the dune... it’s an Oasis!”

Pedro struggles to bring his head up to look. “Juan... I think so my friend. I think...

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My dad's dad joke a few moments ago

My dad is a Navy Vietnam vet who is about to be a retired GM electrical engineer. He is retiring against his will because he has had three strokes, colon cancer, a pulmonary embolism, necrotic esophagus, renal failure, pneumonia, basically a medical shitstorm and he survived it all. In the process, ...

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