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Liver Failure Jokes

I think my doctor is hitting on me.

She said I had a cute liver failure.

A Scotsman, an Irishman, and an Englishman...

A Scotsman, an Irishman, and an Englishman are each sentenced to a year in solitary confinement; before being locked away, each is to be granted a year's supply of whatever he wants to help him get through the long, long spell alone.

The Scotsman asks for a year's supply of whiskey; it's give...

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I'm so patriotic I piss red, white, and blue!

The doctor told me things like, "that's liver failure," and, "you're going to die if you don't go to a hospital," but I told him to shut his Commie mouth.

My Grandma E-Mailed me this one

When you drink vodka over ice, it can give you kidney failure.
When you drink rum over ice, it can give you liver failure.
When you drink whiskey over ice, it can give you heart problems.
When you drink gin over ice, it can give you brain problems.

Apparently, ice is really bad for y...

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