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A lion cub goes up to his dad and asks

Who won the superbowl this year? The dad replies and says idk son we're the lions

So I saw a picture of a little girl holding a lion cub (female)

I decided to show my 9yo son the picture and told him that when that creature grew up she would become one of the most feared and deadly creatures on the planet.

He looked at me with a shocked look in his eyes "really dad she will be that dangerous," he said.

"Yep," I said, "and right ...

Why was the lion cub sent to jail?

It was a child predator.

Two lion cubs were born. They were brothers.

Two lion cubs were born. They were brothers. While they will still very young, one lion was sent to a zoo in Australia and one was sent to a zoo in Italy.

Years later, the brothers meet again and discuss their lives.

The Australian brother says:

"These guys've been good to me, m...

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