What brand of plastic wrap do they use in North Africa?
A man with an orange for a head is drinking in a bar...
another man walks up to him and says "Excuse me mate, I just wondered how come you've got an orange for a head?"
The man with an orange for a head says "We'll, it's quite a story, if you buy me a pint, I'll tell you."
So the man buys 2 pints and they settle down at the bar. "A few year...
When a clock goes forward it’s tic-tac, but when Rommel retreats it’s tactic.
When a clock goes forward it’s tic-tac, but when MacArthur retreats it’s tactic.
When a clock goes forward, it’s tactic, but when <general> retreats it’s tactic.
Old British WWII joke during the War in North Africa.
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Jean Jacques discovers that his wife has been unfaithful to him.
So he does what so many betrayed frenchmen have done before him, he swears off women and joins the French Foreign Legion. He completes the basic training and is posted to a mission in north Africa. His detachment are stationed out in the desert, hunting Islamist insurgents. After a month, he i...
I met a North African girl the other night, we spoke for hours.
We just clicked.