What's a good day to see tailless monkeys at the zoo?

Any gibbon day of the week

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Did you hear about the monkey who was a virgin and didn't care?

Zero fucks gibbon.

(sorry)

Going to the zoo and being able to name only one primate?

That’s a gibbon

Just monkeying around

An orangutan walks over to an another orangutan and says 'Yo, I'm the best at climbing and swinging!'
His friend looks at him and says 'that's a gibbon.'

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