Going to the zoo and being able to name only one primate?

That’s a gibbon

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Did you hear about the monkey who was a virgin and didn't care?

Zero fucks gibbon.

(sorry)

Just monkeying around

An orangutan walks over to an another orangutan and says 'Yo, I'm the best at climbing and swinging!'
His friend looks at him and says 'that's a gibbon.'

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