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I saw a meerkat save its nephew from an eagle's clutches at the very last second.

It was a meer-uncle.

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A plane crashes on an island with cannibals. Only a German, a Russian and an American survive.

The cannibals immediately capture them and bring them to their village. Their chieftain says: "We certainly want to kill and eat you, but our customs demand for a ritual that gives you a fair chance. For the first part of the ritual, you each go to the jungle and capture an animal."

The Germa...

What do you call a cat that is just a cat?

A Meerkat

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