A plane crashes on an island with cannibals. Only a German, a Russian and an American survive.
The cannibals immediately capture them and bring them to their village. Their chieftain says: "We certainly want to kill and eat you, but our customs demand for a ritual that gives you a fair chance. For the first part of the ritual, you each go to the jungle and capture an animal."
I saw a meerkat save its nephew from an eagle's clutches at the very last second.
It was a meer-uncle.
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I've finally watched The Tiger King. shit is bananas
The uncle killed the dad while the kid watched, then the kid ran away and hung out with a warthog and a meerkat for years. Then he hallucinated his dad talking to him from the sky.
>!And what's the deal with this monkey?!<
What do you call a cat that is just a cat?