Wanna know why those baboons are always drinking in the park?

It’s the only place with monkey bars.

Why do baboons have big red balls?

So they can hide in apple trees.

What's the most dangerous job in Africa?

Picking apples.

A doctor was checking up on his Patient at the psychiatric hospital

Doctor: How are you feeling?

Patient: I keep fantasizing about baboons playing soccer.

Doctor: Ok, I will give you medicine today, you'll stop fantasizing...

Patient: Give me the medicine tomorrow, today it's the finals!

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?


What's the difference between a group of baboons and our political system?

I don't know.

What do you call a flying monkey?

A hot air baboon

What lives in a jungle and has a trunk?

A elephant.....*screeching tires*
A baboon with carry on.

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An 8 year old girl goes to the zoo with her family...

...and all starts off well until they see the monkeys. The little girl sees two baboons having rough sex, then tugs on her mothers arm and points at the monkeys.

"Mommy, mommy! What are they doing?"

Flabbergasted by this situation, but wanting to spare her daughter's innocence, the mo...

What kind of monkeys fly?

Hot air baboons

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Beauty, self image and the ability to transform.

Martha was ugly like a shaven baboon,

So she wrapped herself up in a curtain cocoon.

After a week she finally emerged,

She smelled like shit what a psycho.

>Credits to Bo Burnham

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Even wants to have sex

And she goes to Adam and says to him: "Adam, lets have sex!".
"I can't have sex with you, you have no hole down there.", says Adam, so Eve goes crying to the river and a fairy appears and asks her "Eve, why are you crying?" where Eve replied "Adam can't have sex with me cause I have no hole down ...