Woody walks in on Little Bo Peep and Buzz Light year in the bedroom...

Woody, baffled, says "What is going on here??"

Bo Peep Replies: "You've got a friend in me?"

What's a light year?

Same thing as a regular year, just with less calories.

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Astronomers detected radio signals from the same source 1.5 billion light years away.

And I can't get the fucking WiFi connection in my room.

It’s amazing that we got a picture of a supermassive black hole 52 million light years away from us...

Maybe, one day we can get a full picture of your mom.

I have invented a new measure of time, the "light light year!"

It's the amount of time it takes for light to travel in one light year :D

A joke I will always love

In the distant future when interstellar space travel is common place, scientists are traveling through galaxies to find life on other planets. On one planter many light years away, they find a giant granite statue statue of a man in a squatting position. Upon close inspection they find this statue i...

When you wish upon a star,

wish upon Proxima Centari. At 4.2 light years away it's likely to have the best return time.

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Sherlock Holmes Looks at the Night Sky

Sherlock Holmes and Watson are laying in their sleeping bags looking up at the midsummer sky. Sherlock turns to Watson and asks, "Watson, what do you see?"

"Stars and the moon, dear Holmes," he says.

"What does it mean?" Sherlock asks.

"Well," says Watson. "It quite simply means...

Mr. Bean vs Einstein

*Einstein*: I will give you a question and you will give me one. If you can't answer my question, you will give me $!, and if I can't answer your question, I'll give you $1000!

*Mr. Bean*: Okay.

*Einstein*: What is a light year a measure of?

*Mr. Bean*: *Gives Einstein $1*
...

If a leap year has 366 days, what do you call a year with 365 days?

A light year

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