A duo of serial killers got convicted. The sentence caused some debate.

The first one got 25 years. He put his victims in a bowl an drowned them in milk. The other one put the milk in first and got sentenced to death.

A man picks up a hitchhiker on the side of the road

The hitchhiker says, " I'm surprised you picked me up. I could've been a serial killer."

The driver responded, "The chance of two serial killers being in the same car is astronomical."

I heard that 1 in every 5 people from a group have the potential to be a serial killer

So I killed them all just to be safe.

What do both teachers in the hallway and killers say?

"Stop running around the place, kid."

Why can’t the cops ever catch overweight killers in the act?

They’re only looking for the active shooters

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What do serial killers and ballsacks have in common? (nsfw)

They're both nutcases

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What do you call a place where highly-trained-gay killers stay for night?

Ass-ass-inn

Detective: What did you find in the serial killers home?

Police: Head shoulders knees and toes, knees and toes

They say one friend out of every group has the potential to be a serial killer

So I threw Dave off a cliff just in case it was him

Why serial killers only kill one person at a time

Coz if they killed more they would be parallel killers.

A blonde a brunette and a redhead are running away from some killers...

... when they find themselves at the end of a dead end ally. They see 3 burlap sacks and hop in. The killers come over wondering where the ladies are and see the sacks.

One of the killers goes up the the brunettes bag and kicks it. “Woof woof” says the brunette. The killer then says “oh ther...

What do serial killers and people who eat fried chicken have in common?

They both think the skin is the best part.

I, for one, support these crazy killers dressing up like clowns.

It was a lot harder to see them coming when they were dressing like cops.

According to FBI, the number of serial killers is decreasing every year.

Thanks to those damn lazy millennials who can't commit to a single thing.

How did Epstien's killers make it look like a suicide?

They used A LOT of coverup

Five minutes after I'd picked him up the hitchhiker turned to me and asked whether I was at all nervous that he could be a murderer.

"Not at all", I replied. "What are the odds of both of us being killers?"

A man walks into a bar.

Sitting down next to a second man, he orders an eye-watering combination of milk curdled with lemon juice mixed with their cheapest whiskey and run.

The second man is taken aback and says that's what he is drinking too!

"You must be a serial killer to like that kind of drink" the first...

I’ve been searching for two years to find my wife’s killer

So far, nobody will take the job.

Mexican train killers scare me.

They have loco motives.

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