A young man walks into a bar, followed closely by a large ball of black hair. The bartender looks at him and says "We dont allow dogs in here!"
The young man responds, "That's not a dog, it's a wooleybugger."
"What's a woolybugger?" quips the bartender.
"Come outside and I'll s...
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Timmy just loves clowns. Favourite thing in the world.
He's got clown bed spread, posters in his room, the whole shabang. Totally idolizes them
One day, Timmy sees that the big top circus is coming to town. He gets so excited that, when it finally arrived, he camps outside the ticket booth, waitimg to get the best seat in the house. And when he g...
Trump and Thanos are a bar discussing their plans.
They are having a heated discussion when Putin comes in and asks what they are talking about.
Trump : we are going to decimate half the population including Keanu Reaves.
Putin : why Keanau Reaves?
Thanos : see..I told you nobody will care if half the population disappears? ...
Why do bees like to get drunk?
So they can get their buzz on? Pesticides have decimated their family and there is nothing left but alcoholism
Once there was a man named Zade Zazinski...
Once there was a man named Zade Zazinski. Zade was always last for everything due to his name. Everything always seemed to run out before Zade received his portion. Schoolbooks, supplies, food rations. Disappointed, Zade joined the military out of high school thinking that he would be treated eq...