I was trying to console the wife of a serial killer who committed suicide.

I said, “Hey, at least he died doing what he loved.”

The police caught a serial killer who targeted gingers.

At his trial, he kept insisting he'd never harmed a soul.

I heard that 1 in every 5 people from a group have the potential to be a serial killer

So I killed them all just to be safe.

What's the difference between a politician and a serial killer?

The serial killer might listen if you plead with them

Serial killer jokes are ok

As long as they are properly executed.

[OC] Did you hear about the serial killer going around killing good-looking people?

It's good to know we're safe.

What do serial killers and people who eat fried chicken have in common?

They both think the skin is the best part.

My friend was a violent serial killer...

Ended up getting caught some time back and sentenced to death by electric chair.

Fast-forward to day of execution.

Guard straps him in.

Guard: "Any last requests?"

Friend: "Remind me of buzzfeed clickbait articles 1 last time"

Guard: "The electric current is going ...

A serial killer is chasing 3 young women through a farm

The three young women are a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The three women run into a barn and find three barrels to hide in. The brunette jumps into a barrel labeled "chicks". The redhead into a barrel labeled "kittens", and the blonde into one labeled "potatoes".

The serial killer foll...

Serial killer words of wisdom?

Never criticize a victim until you’ve walked a mile in their skin...

According to FBI, the number of serial killers is decreasing every year.

Thanks to those damn lazy millennials who can't commit to a single thing.

What did the racist serial killer say to the cop?

“Wait, you’re getting paid?”

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A serial killer was on trial....

The prosecution began its case.

"We allege the accused rendered the victim unconscious and then using his saw .."

At which point a guy at the back shouts out "you rotten bastard"

The judge calls for order and asks the spectators to refrain from shouting out.

The prosecuti...

What does a serial killer eat when he’s on a budget?

Raw men

A serial killer takes a victim into the forest. It’s dark out.

Victim: I’m scared...

Killer: You’re scared, I have to walk out of here alone.

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The pregnant lady and the serial killer.

Once, a lady pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when suddenly a man wearing a black mask and a hood came up to her and shot 3 bullets in her stomach.

She was rushed to the hospital by a witness while the culprit fled the scene. Miraculously, they all survived, but the babies ...

I picked up a hitchhiker last night. He seemed surprised that I'd pick up a stranger. He asked, "Thanks but why would you pick me up? How would you know I'm not a serial killer?".

I told him the chances of two serial killers in a car would be astronomical.

What does a serial killer do when he finds Waldo?

Wears Waldo

What do you call a serial killer who kills 2 people in one year, 4 the next, and 16 the year after?

A second degree murderer.

Detective: What did you find in the serial killers home?

Police: Head shoulders knees and toes, knees and toes

What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?

A mass murderer

What do yo get if you’re inducted into the serial killer hall of fame?

A lifetime dismembership.

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What do serial killers and ballsacks have in common? (nsfw)

They're both nutcases

A serial killer breaks into a couple's house and finds them getting ready for bed.

He points a gun at the wife and says, "What's your name?"

"Elizabeth," says the woman.

"I could never kill you," says the serial killer, tears in his eyes. "My mother's name was Elizabeth."

He then points the gun at the husband.

"And what's your name?"

"Dan," says ...

An Englishman, a Scottish man and an Irish man were captured by a serial killer.

The serial killer said “I will kill you all, but as a final act of kindness I will let you each decide how I will kill you.”

The Englishman accepting his impending death said “I want to die by suffocation, but please make it quick.” So the serial killer picked up a pillow, smothered the face ...

What is a serial killer's favourite muesli topping?

Chopped dates!!

(first joke I've ever come up with)

There is a serial killer currently on the loose

He has been murdering people with knitting needles. Police think he is following some kind of pattern.

What's a Serial Killer's favorite Vegetable?

Arti*chokes*

Did you hear about the Mexican Serial Killer?

He had loco-motives.

A duo of serial killers got convicted. The sentence caused some debate.

The first one got 25 years. He put his victims in a bowl an drowned them in milk. The other one put the milk in first and got sentenced to death.

Whats the last thing a serial killer hear before he kills his next victim?

Snap crackle pop

If you are being chased by a serial killer.

Both of you are running for your life.

A serial killer who was known for taking body parts as trophies

A serial killer who was known for taking body parts as trophies was captured after attacking a uniformed police officer and severing her arm. When asked why he went after the officer despite knowing the danger, he simply replied, "It was a wrist I was willing to take."

What do a serial killer and a prolific gardener have in common?

Both of their sheds are filled with hoes.

If there is a Serial killer inside your house, What is the safest place to hide?

In the living room.

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Serial killer in my town has a weird fetish

I had to serve jury duty for this fucker. I just need to get it off my chest, it's a little disturbing...

He carved peoples eyes out. Right out of the sockets, and then fucks the hole. Used the blood as lube. He did it hundreds of times. For some reason he had a specific target that really t...

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My wife said I put chapstick on like a serial killer. I asked her "How do you know?"

She said "I don't know. It's just weird, like, you're trying too hard to look like you're not putting on lipstick"

"Oh... Okay. I was worried you found something in the basement."

Told my girlfriend that I've started writing a book about a serial killer that murders his lover.

She said, "That sounds exciting. I love thrillers."

I said, "It's not a thriller, it's an autobiography."

The serial killer who used his car to run over people has finally been arrested

According to lawsuit analysts, he musthang.

A serial killer started kidnapping and killing all female cousins of his mother & father.

When arrested and asked for reasons, he said, “I just heard that you need Aunty-bodies to build immunity against Covid.”

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There was once a cannibalistic Japanese serial killer who killed and ate my mother. I asked why he would do such a thing.

He said, I just love the taste of Umami.

I'm a serial killer that doesn't kill

I'm just a serial.



One of many.

A serial killer was celebrating his cake day when he was nabbed by the police.

As he was escorted, he heard a voice shouted, “I’ve told you karma will come to bite you!”

Why serial killers only kill one person at a time

Coz if they killed more they would be parallel killers.

If I was a serial killer my name would be "The suspense"

So my victims would be like "oh no, the suspense is killing me"

And then we would both laugh right before I kill them.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are running from a serial killer

Frightened for their lives, they run into an alleyway and try to catch their breath.

"Quick!" says the brunette. "We have to hide!"

Wasting no time, the three girls run around the alleyway to find something to hide in. The redhead finds three human-sized bags and tosses them to her fri...

I Was Chased By a Serial Killer

He backed me into a corner. “There’s nothing you can do! You’re about to die!”

“You sound just like my doctor!”

A Serial Killer, Car Thief and Russian Spy walks into a bar

And that was just the first guy

Why did the serial killer chicken cross the road?

To kill the chicken on the other side....

Did you hear about the big booty serial killer woman who bought too many drinks at the bar for her victim?

She had the drunk in the trunk!

Serial Killer...

The police have caught a serial killer with a really bad stammer.

They said it'll be a while before he finishes his sentence.

Did anyone hear about the serial killer who is targeting Anti-Vaxxers?

Covid-19

Did you hear about the serial killer who beat his victims to death with clocks?

He just wanted to kill some time.

What is a serial killer's favorite TV show?

Naked and Afraid

A serial killer and his date are out for a walk in the woods

"Gee it sure is scary out here" she says

"How do you think I feel? I gotta walk out of here alone."

Why did the serial killer use a Hoover to subdue his victims?

That way he could always ensure a clean kill.

What do biographers and serial killers have in common?

Multiple life sentences.

What is serial killer Buffalo Bill's favorite fast food restaurant?

Chick Fillet

I won a bet with a serial killer in CSGO and got his ultra-rare skin

Unfortunately, I lost the bet after that and now he uses mine.

What does Keanu Reeves and a serial killer who strangle his victims have in common?

They are both breathtaking

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Did you hear about the reformed serial killer that murdered prostitutes by stabbing them with car keys?

He did the ho key pokey then he turned himself around.

Today I found out my buddy Vlad is a serial killer...

...so I said: "Vladizlav, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more..."

Did you hear about the serial killer that got killed in a standoff with the police in an ice cream shop?

He got what he dessert.

Did you hear about the serial killer train conductor?

I heard he had a loco-motive.

Apparenty we have a serial killer in our family.

All my Honey Nut Cheerios are gone.

I got a buddy who’s a serial killer.

He’s one of those that likes to kill folks and use their skin as clothes. Obviously a real creepy guy, but he’s also exhausting to be around. So, I stopped hanging out with him once he started to wear me out.

Did you hear about the NHL official that was arrested as a serial killer?

His name was Referee Dahmer.

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A Serial killer picks up a Rapist hitchhiking...

"*Hey, drop me off in that.....Dark alley right there....*"




"*.....I was planning on it.....*"

If I ever become a serial killer I am going to dispose of my victim's bodies by throwing them into a bottomless pit

It's a floorless plan.

What are a serial killer's clothes made from?

Paul E. Ester

Why was the serial killer intentionally bad at bowling?

He preferred to gut her.

The police were tracking down a serial killer.

The police were tracking down a serial killer who would dismember his victims and sell their body parts. He was caught after trying to sell three feet at a yard sale. The bail cost him an arm and a leg.

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The indicted serial killer was asked to stand. "You are charged with murdering a young schoolteacher with a chain saw," the judge intoned. "Lying bastard!" a man shouted from the gallery.

The judge fixed the unruly fellow with a
Stern stare, but continued. "You are also
charged with murdering a housewife with a
shovel.
"Damn tightwad!" the man bellowed.
"Sir," the judge warned, "you cannot disrupt
ihe court like this. Explain these outbursts."
"I've lived next do...

TIL there was once a serial killer that created his own language involving clicks and taps.

He called it “Remorse Code”.

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Serial killer trial

One day in a courthouse, a serial killer was on trial for murdering people.

Judge: "you are hereby guilty for murdering multiple people with a hammer for this past few years"

Random person: "you son of a bitch! "

The judge ignored the person calling out and attempted to continu...

A serial killer leaves his mark on his victims by cutting off their left hand and right leg.

Authorities say something sinister is afoot.

Did you guys hear about the serial killer who's using smaller and smaller socks to strangle each new victim?

Be careful, they say he's still at large.

My best friend became a serial killer after his girlfriend Ruth left him

Now that shes gone, he pretty much became ruthless

Most serial killers are men.

That's because women prefer to kill just one man, over a period of many, many years.

What do you get when you cross a gangster and a serial killer?

Murdered.

(If you don't get it: "cross" can mean "betray")

Hear about the serial killer who was actually quite sensitive?

He wore other people's hearts on his sleeve.

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What do you call a Cannibal Serial Killer?

A serial eater........ ...

Why are there no female serial killers?

Because after the first kill, they have to tell someone.

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So there's a serial killer on the loose...

There's a serial killer on the loose in a pretty big city in Southern California. This killer has been at large for some time and has a particularity sadistic method of murdering his victims, he kills them by making thousands of tiny cuts all over their bodies until they pass out from pain and die o...

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What does the hipster serial killer do?

Has sex with the bodies before they're cool.

What do you call it when a future serial killer's mom has an abortion.

A miscarriage of justice

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A pedophile serial killer lures a child into a forest on a rainy night

The kid says, "I'm scared." The pedophile responds, "You're scared? I'm the one that has to walk out of here alone."

"Hey man, you want this body?" Asked the serial killer.

"Nah, you cadaver."

Prayers before going on a blind date

Woman : oh god, I just hope he is not a serial killer,psychopath,needy, incel, stalker, poor,balding, ...

Man : god , don't let her be fat..

I came back to work after a weeks vacation

Several of my customers asked "Haven't seen you in a while, where you been?"
I just said "I had to go back to the state I moved from to help locate a few homicide victims "

They said "Oh! Are you a forensics expert?"

I replied "No, serial killer "

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