A judge asks a defendant to please stand. "You are charged with murdering a garbage man with a chain saw."
From the back of the courtroom a man shouts, "You lying bastard!"
"Silence in the court!" The judge turns to the defendant again and says, "You are also charged with killing a...
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When it gets dark, I have a supernatural ability to detect when and at what altitude murderous clowns ejaculate.
I can feel IT cumming in the air tonight.
Did you hear about the deaf man who escaped a murderous gang of mute mime artists?
Yeah, he saw them coming.
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