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Serial Killers Jokes

I picked up a hitchhiker last night. He seemed surprised that I'd pick up a stranger. He asked, "Thanks but why would you pick me up? How would you know I'm not a serial killer?".

I told him the chances of two serial killers in a car would be astronomical.

What’s one question that’s only asked of high-fashion celebrities and serial killers?

“Who are you wearing?”

What pronouns do serial killers go by?

Man/slaughter

Did you know that British serial killers can't die?

They're immoral, but with tea.

What do serial killers and programmers have in common?

They both love hackathons.

What is the only similarity between serial killers and gamer

**They collect skins**

Why are there no female serial killers?

Why are there no female serial killers?



Because after completing the first kill, they can't help but tell others.

How do you stop serial killers?

Just arrest one of them, and all of them stop.

This wouldn't work if they were parallel killers.

A duo of serial killers got convicted. The sentence caused some debate.

The first one got 25 years. He put his victims in a bowl an drowned them in milk. The other one put the milk in first and got sentenced to death.

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What do serial killers and ballsacks have in common? (nsfw)

They're both nutcases

According to FBI, the number of serial killers is decreasing every year.

Thanks to those damn lazy millennials who can't commit to a single thing.

Why serial killers only kill one person at a time

Coz if they killed more they would be parallel killers.

Most serial killers are men.

That's because women prefer to kill just one man, over a period of many, many years.

What do serial killers and people who eat fried chicken have in common?

They both think the skin is the best part.

They say one friend out of every group has the potential to be a serial killer

So I threw Dave off a cliff just in case it was him

I used to be afraid of living alone all my life till I read even serial killers often had partners.

I'm glad there are precedents.

While on vacation, the warden of a supermax prison gets a phone call from the subordinate he left in charge, who has good news and bad news.

*"The good news is one of the serial killers we had serving multiple life sentences escaped."*

"How is *that* good news??"

*"Well after breaking out he stole a car and led police on a high-speed chase that ended when he wrapped the car around a tree at 120 miles an hour. He was killed ...

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