A duo of serial killers got convicted. The sentence caused some debate.

The first one got 25 years. He put his victims in a bowl an drowned them in milk. The other one put the milk in first and got sentenced to death.

I picked up a hitchhiker last night. He seemed surprised that I'd pick up a stranger. He asked, "Thanks but why would you pick me up? How would you know I'm not a serial killer?".

I told him the chances of two serial killers in a car would be astronomical.

I heard that 1 in every 5 people from a group have the potential to be a serial killer

So I killed them all just to be safe.

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What do serial killers and ballsacks have in common? (nsfw)

They're both nutcases

Detective: What did you find in the serial killers home?

Police: Head shoulders knees and toes, knees and toes

They say one friend out of every group has the potential to be a serial killer

So I threw Dave off a cliff just in case it was him

Why serial killers only kill one person at a time

Coz if they killed more they would be parallel killers.

According to FBI, the number of serial killers is decreasing every year.

Thanks to those damn lazy millennials who can't commit to a single thing.

What do serial killers and people who eat fried chicken have in common?

They both think the skin is the best part.

What do biographers and serial killers have in common?

Multiple life sentences.

Why are there no female serial killers?

Because after the first kill, they have to tell someone.

Most serial killers are men.

That's because women prefer to kill just one man, over a period of many, many years.

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