A Engineering Student commited su*cide by jumping off a building. He had a lot of potential...
But sadly that turned into Kinetic Energy.
What do you call it when someone kills a chickpea?
Hummus-cide.
A man was found dead in vat of ground chickpeas.
Police are considering it a hummus-cide.
What do you call it when someone murders their friend?
Homie cide
I poisoned my wifes pita dip
The police charged me with hummus-cide
my friend was found dead in a drain.
The police said he had killed himself.
"How can you be sure" I asked.
They said "it's clearly sewer-cide"
What is it called when you kill your best friends?
Homie-cide
Why did the chickpea get arrested?
He committed a Hummus-cide
Did you hear about the guy who tried to kill himself by jumping into a manhole?
The authorities called it attempted sewer-cide.
Did you hear about the farmer that called his herd of pigs and ended up being trampled?
Was the first report of sooey-cide in the whole state.
My father was killed by a herd of pigs.
The coroner labeled his death a sooie-cide
What do you call it when a pig is murdered?
A ham-i-cide
Some dude died in the gutter
It was ruled a sewer cide
I killed my best friend last night
I’m in court right now facing charges of homie-cide
Did you hear about the guy they found dead at the Mediterranean restaurant?
Yeah, police are calling it a hummus-cide.
Did you hear about the depressed lactose-intolerant woman?
She committed soya-cide.
What's it called when a pig kills itself?
Soooey!-cide
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A chicken walks into a bar..
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The chicken gulps down his fifth drink and laments.
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