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Did you hear about the guy who slipped and hit his head in the shower?

It was a bloodbath

Took a shower with a vampire yesterday

It was a bloodbath

All I wanted was to relax while on my period...

...it was a bloodbath.
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The farmer's only cow dies

He doesn't know what to do anymore, so he hangs himself.

The wife comes home, sees that her husband and the cow are both dead, so she hangs herself too.

The eldest son comes home and sees the bloodbath. He goes to the forest to die. At the edge of the woods, he meets a fairy who says...

The Police Officer fronted the press conference...

โ€œA major incident happened at the Goodsprings Buddhism and Yoga Retreat this morning. To put it frankly, it was a bloodbath,โ€ explained the Commissioner.

A sea of hands go up from the journalists.

โ€œWhen did this happen, and why?โ€ asked the first.

The Commission replied โ€œPr...

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Monkey Business On A Bus

This guy has a monkey and he wants to go down to Florida for spring break, so him and his monkey get on this Greyhound bus and head down. On the way there's a terrible crash. The bus drives off the road and everyone on board dies. It's a horrible bloodbath with body parts scattered everywhere. E...

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