Where do whales go to listen to music?

The orca-stra

I got caught stealing a killer whale made of mahogany.

That's orca wood.

Orcas don’t belong in tanks

You need to teach them how to drive one responsibly first.

How do whales prepare for a party?

They orca-nise it.

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A young orca asks his dad, “Where did I come from?”

“My penis, son.”

“Ew! Gee thanks dad...”

“You’re whalecum.”

What did the gang of dolphins say to the orca?

"Whale, whale, whale... Look what the tide brought in..."

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A girlfriend and boyfriend orca see a whaling vessel.

The male whale recognised the vessel as the vessel that killed his father, so he asks his girlfriend, “Will you help me take down this vessel? This one killed my dad.” She is more than happy to help out her boyfriend.

The boyfriend’s plan is to swim under the vessel and use their blow holes t...

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I saw this movie about an orca and a kid.

It was like willy willy touching.

I, an Orca, tried to warn my brother countless times.

He just had to eat that family of dolphins in shallow water.


Well, the idiot beached himself.


If I told him once I told him a thousand times.


“Don’t eat Tide Pods.”

A lonely orca is swimming in the arctic

Normally he doesn't venture this far north, but he figures there's nothing wrong with a longer swim into the frigid waters.

All of sudden he spots the most beautiful girl orca he's ever seen. Too long our poor protagonist has let opportunities pass him by, but not this time. So he gathers his...

Who's the tidiest of all the sea creatures?

Personally I think it's the killer whales. They're the best at orca-nizing

There was a baby orca that had washed onto land after a huge tidal wave.

When the water receded, the orca found himself out of the water on the beach. A young man happened along and saw the orca struggling along. He always wanted a pet, so he scooped him up in a wagon and took him home; depositing him into his family's well.


This strange upbringing made the b...

I told my girlfriend I wanted to try the orca in bed tonoght.

I wanted to see how long I can last Tilikum.

Marine biologists have discovered a group of killer whales that regularly meets and plays music together.

They call it an orca-stra.

Have you met my Spanish killer whale?

Mallorca?

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What is black and white and red all over?

An Orca on a Japanese whaling ship.

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Antman receives a call from a Marine Biologist at Seaworld...

A marine biologist working with Seaworld calls Antman to help him with one of his juvenile Orcas. He tells him that due to the orca's sexual maturity fast approaching, he needs to perform a vasectomy to prevent him from getting to aggressive with the females.

Antman agrees, shrinks down, and...

Why did the killer whale go to jail for stealing all the diamonds?

He’s the one that orca-strated the heist!

The killer whale planned its attack on the seals for weeks.

It was very carefully orca-strated.

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