A lone sniper was just about to assassinate Donald Trump.
Just at the last moment, one of the President's bodyguards spotted him. He immediately shouted "Mickey Mouse, Mickey Mouse" A shot rang out and Trump fell dead. As his aides gathered round the body, one of them asked the bodyguard why he had shouted "Mickey Mouse" 'I'm sorry" he said "I ...
I'm gonna assassinate the prime Minister and I need help from you guys
Shoot me a pm if interested
What can you say when you are about to assassinate someone but are very busy?
I’m still working on this one
What did the Russian dictator say to his guards when spies came to assassinate him
If someone tries to assassinate Trump what will the secret service shout?
What would have happened had it been Khrushchev instead of Kennedy that was assassinated?
Dunno about politics, but I'm really sure Onassis would not have married the widow.
The media keeps trying to assassinate the character of Donald Trump and I think it is a waste of time...
You can't assassinate what isn't there.
The Chinese Premier, along with the South Korean and Indonesia President Went to See God
In 1975, Zhou Enlai, Park Chung-hee, and Suharto came before God to ask a question.
Zhou Enlai went first: "God, when will my country become prosperous?"
God replied: "30 more years".
Zhou Enlai wept because he knew he will never see it in his lifetime. Indeed, he would pass awa...
A medieval king was hunting in Africa. He killed a lion, an elephant, and a hippopotamus, and awarded the skins to his three squires back home in his kingdom. Thus, the three squires became known as the Lion Squire, the Elephant Squire, and the Hippo Squire.
As the years passed, the Lion Squire and the Elephant Squire became very jealous of the Hippo Squire because they wanted the hippo skin too. So, they hatched a plan to assassinate the Hippo Squire and divide the hippo skin between them equally.
Now the Lion Squire had eight sons, and the Elep...
The Spanish assassin
There was once a hitman who was known for his skill and stealth. Nobody really knew his identity, except for the fact that he always used to count to three before shooting his victim.
One time, a mob leader wanted a hit on a rival leader, so he hired him. He said "I want the kill to be clean,...
You know what I think when JFK was assassinated?
I think it was unpresidented.
Three students at the CIA Academy were about to graduate.
The instructor called them into a room and said to the first one,
“Take this gun and go into the next room. I want you to assassinate whomever you find there. If you don’t do this, you don’t graduate.”
The man took the gun and went into the next room, where he found his wife. Taking o...
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I am a Hitman
I was going after a female target. When she and I were together and I was planning to assassinate her when my knees went weak and butterflies were in my stomach. Then I realized that I poisoned the wrong glass.
Everyone knows JFK was assassinated
That's a no brainer