Frodo collected the keys to Macy's, JCPenney, McDonald's, etc. and put them on a single key ring
It was one ring to rule the mall.
A key ring is a handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once.
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The Tale of Kevin Bopper
Back in high school there was this kid named Kevin Bopper. He was... strange, to say the least. He was that quiet kid with long, greasy, dandruff-ridden hair, a face full of acne, and wore a leather jacket- you know the type. The thing that made him stand out, however, was his weird fixation on traf...