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One day...

Little Billy was sitting in the classroom going through a math lesson.

Out of nowhere, Billy starts a conversation about Mr. Johnston, who recently gotten into a car accident.

"Hey, you guys hear about Mr. Johnston?" says Billy.

One of his friends say "Yeah, it was terrible! He ...

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The Christmas Gift NSFW

One day, right before Christmas, George, the mailman, is greeted by Mrs. Johnston, in a nippleless bra, and crotchless panties. She pulls him into the house, and fucks him right on the foyer carpet. After, she takes his hand, leads him into the kitchen, where a full breakfast is awaiting them. She t...

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