A teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students the following question:
"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
Michael said: "Just a minute I have to go pee."
The teacher respon...
What does a sherman and a zebra have in common?
They both run the hell away when they see a tiger.
A German tank commander boasted "One Tiger can take on ten Shermans!"
And an American replied "Good thing we have eleven."
What did Jay Sherman say about your breath?
I was driving down to Florida and got pulled over for speeding halfway through Georgia.
The cop told me and my buddy that nobody goes that fast through his county. My friend leaned over and said, "Sherman did."
(Credit to u/hisownspace for the joke)
The last time a group of New Englanders destroyed Atlanta this badly
Sherman marched to the sea
Speeding in the south
Years ago I was pulled over for speeding on the Atlanta connector. As he walked up to my window, I suppose the trooper didn't much like my Michigan license plates. "Son" he said, "no one goes tearing that fast through Atlanta"
I blinked. "Well.... Sherman did."
My wife is divorcing me because I’m obsessed with Football coaching.
In my defence, I have J.J.Watt, Michael Bennett, and Richard Sherman.
What does an American ww2 veteran say when you ask him if he wants some tea?