One for the Aussies: So after the break-up of Cold Chisel, Ian Moss approached Mick Jagger and Keith Richards about replacing the recently departed Bill Wyman.
But everyone knows a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.
Keith Richards went to the hospital for a checkup today and the results were shocking.
They found blood in his drugstream.
David Crosby, Mick Jagger and Keith Richards are rumoured to be forming a new trio.
It’s called “Two Stones And One Byrd”
Keith Richards and Mick Jagger came over for lunch at my house.
Unfortunately I undercooked the chicken and everyone got sick.
I almost killed 2 Stones with 1 bird.
Did you hear Keith Richards and Mick Jagger's airplane went down after a goose flew in the engine?
Killed two Stones with one bird
Mick Jagger and Keith Richards were cruising down the coast.
Coming around a bend they saw a magnificent bald eagle in the middle of the road. When Mick swerved to miss it he lost control of the car and they plummeted off a cliff to their death.
A tragic case of killing two Stones with one bird.
Betty White Has Passed Away…
The Queen and Keith Richards move on to the Finals
Mick Jagger and Keith Richards were arrested for allegedly breaking into a Spanish man's house
They reportedly took some of his belongings (only what they could carry). When the police asked the homeowner about it, he said "They took what they could, but then.... The Rolling Stones gathered no más."
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I've known a lot of Richards in my life...
They were all dicks
Keith Richards is dead
No one has told him that yet though.
Keith Richards recently went to the doctor
They were surprised to have found traces of blood in his heroin stream.
A frog walks into a bank
A frog walks into a bank, and approaches the teller. He sees the tellers name tag read Paddy Black and says
"I'd like to take out a loan, Mrs. Black"
"Certainly," says the teller, "how much would that be for?"
"One million dollars." replies the frog. "Don't worry, it's ok, I kn...
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Old man Richard goes to bed
As Richard closed his eyes and dozed off, he suddenly found himself standing in front Heaven's Gates. Stunned in disbelief, Richard approaches Saint Peter in a panic.
"St. Peter! What happened, why am I in Heaven?"
"Well Richard, you've passed away in your sleep. From now on, the Gates...
If a man named Terry Richards kills you because you insulted him; what did you die of?
Dissing Terry.
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