Thank god for Barnes & Noble

Said Doctors Without Borders

I'll be at Barnes and Noble signing books

from 7pm EST, until whenever security catches me and kicks me out

If anyone is interested, I'll be signing books today at Barnes & Noble from 6 pm...

until I'm removed by security.

The perfect guy

A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, "Perfect timing. You're just like Graham!"

Passenger: "Who?"

Cabbie: "Graham Barnes. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, ...

My girlfriend noticed an exceptionally large Barnes and Noble last night

“It’s so big, it’s got two stories!”

Her dad turned and said “I think they’ve got more than that”

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Barnes and Noble was trying to save money, so they started hiring chickens at their checkout stands.

It started out working pretty well. They were having a sale, and a guy brings two books up to the chicken cashier.

"Book, book! Buck buck buck!" said the chicken. The man paid him $3.



Then a guy brings up five books. The chicken looked a little worried, took a deep breat...

I got an anti-gravity book at barnes and noble today.

it's impossible to put down.

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