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Barnes Jokes

Thank god for Barnes & Noble

Said Doctors Without Borders

What does the actor who plays Bucky Barnes have in commom with his overzealous supporters?

They're all Sebastian stans.

If anyone is interested, I'll be signing books today at Barnes & Noble from 6 pm...

until I'm removed by security.

The perfect guy

A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, "Perfect timing. You're just like Graham!"

Passenger: "Who?"

Cabbie: "Graham Barnes. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, ...

My girlfriend noticed an exceptionally large Barnes and Noble last night

“It’s so big, it’s got two stories!”

Her dad turned and said “I think they’ve got more than that”

I got an anti-gravity book at barnes and noble today.

it's impossible to put down.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Toward the end of the Sunday service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"

80% held up their hands. The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one man, Walter Barnes.

"Mr. Barnes, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"

"I don't have any," he replied gruffly.

"Mr. Barnes, that is very unusual. How old are you?" ...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Barnes and Noble was trying to save money, so they started hiring chickens at their checkout stands.

It started out working pretty well. They were having a sale, and a guy brings two books up to the chicken cashier.

"Book, book! Buck buck buck!" said the chicken. The man paid him $3.



Then a guy brings up five books. The chicken looked a little worried, took a deep breat...

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