Jimmy Saville, Rolf Harris and Stuart Hall walk into a pub in Ireland

The barman says "Not Yewtree again"

An officer pulls over a man and a woman for driving their late-model Mercedes coupe 20 miles per hour over the posted speed limit.

The officer approaches the car, seeing an affluent-looking late-50s gentleman behind the wheel and a striking woman at least 20 years younger—and bearing a diamond on her left ring finger worth at least a year of the officer's salary—in the passenger seat.

"I stopped you because you were goin...

I was going to have a son and name him based on his intelligence

On the day he was born, it wasn't yet clear whether he'd be stupid or smart...

So we named him Stuart

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Miss Davies wants to teach her class about Hearsay, so they enact a game of "Telephone"

She arranges the students in a circle and turns to her first student, Peter. She whispers "The box jellyfish has 24 eyes, and a lifespan of less than one year" to Peter and tells him to pass the message on. As she watched the message being passed on, she noted the subtle look of enlightenment in eac...

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A rich man impregnates his girlfriend

A rich man impregnates his girlfriend, and this angers her father. To set everything right, the father invites her boyfriend over. The man arrives in a Lamborghini and steps out in a Stuart Hughes suit, and then walks into the house.

"Is this the pig that got my daughter pregnant?" The fathe...

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Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values...

Stuart said, “I didn’t sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?” Leroy replied, “I’m not sure, what was her maiden name?

My girlfriend says I've got commitment issues....

Well she's not really my girlfriend, more of a wife.

-Stuart Francis

America has deployed a crack team of specialists over to Nigeria to try and find the missing school girls.

Britain had sent Stuart Hall, Rolf Harris and Max Clifford.

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