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Hawkins Jokes

What were Stephen Hawkins last words?

Quick, plug me in, i have only 1% lef ...

I finally got around to reading Stephen Hawkins’s last book.

It was about time.

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Stephen Hawkins joke

The smartest man in the world literally went onto a stage and said
I can now get erections, the doctors disabled my pop up blocker

I hope Stephen Hawkins was an organ donor

I really need some parts for my go kart

What's the difference between a walkie talkie and Steven Hawkin

Steven can't walkie or talkie

Don't know if this is a repost I just thought of this

Stephen Hawkins went on a date, he returned home upset and hurt.

She stood him up.

Stephen Hawkins goes on a date....

he comes back a couple of hours later with broken glasses, grazed knees, twisted ankle.

She'd stood him up.

What do you call a prom in the red light district?

A Shady Hawkins Dance
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