You hear Pete Carroll is getting recruited for a new job..

Yeah, he is getting offers from the Pope at the Vatican! The Pope said that if he can make 100 million people say "Jesus Christ" at the same time, he needs to work for the Catholic Church

I offered Pete Carroll $1 million to run a mile

He passed.

The Pope invited Pete Carroll to a private audience.

The Pope needed his advice, apparently Pete was the only man on earth that could get one million people, at the same time, to stand up and say "JESUS CHRIST"

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God: "I've created you in my image." Oh Wait...

"The foreskin was a mistake. Cut that shit off immediately."
~ Brian C Carroll

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