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A bus carrying a jazz band has broke down on the highway

Witnesses are reporting a massive jam

A ginger wanted to join the Jazz band...

But he didn't have enough soul.

An unmarried couple start a jazz band. What would they call it?

Premarital sax

I've just joined a Jamaican jazz band as a triangle player.

I just stand at the back and ting.

Paddy coming back from holiday.

Paddy was at the airport going through Customs.

Customs: What have you got in those two sacks on your shoulders?

Paddy: Oh just a lot of mobile phones.

Customs: So why so many mobile phones?

Paddy: Well on my travels I had a call from my mate Mick,

He told me that ...

3 Instruments are Catching Up

School is back in for the fall and 3 instruments are sharing their musical journey through the Summer.

The saxophone says, "I got to go to New Orleans and play with a real jazz band."

The guitar says, "I went to Mexico and played music so beautiful that the audience threw roses on the ...

It’s a common misconception that the Utah Jazz got their name from starting in New Orleans...

When in actuality, they go their name because Brigham young and Joseph Smith met in the high school jazz band.

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