How many country singers does it take to change a light bulb?

2. One to change it and one to sing about how much they miss the old one.

What do you call the people with cameras that follow opera singers?

The pavarazzi

TIL that Tibetan leaders can issue special forgiveness to buxom country music singers

It's known as the Dalai Pardon

what's the difference between a rapper and a country singer?

Country singers keep their hoes in the shed.

I love old singers

My favorites are 1940s French female singers.

A bunch of actors were getting ready to be in a movie about famous singers and they were deciding who’s gonna be who

RDJ said “I’ll be Beethoven” and Hugh Jackman said “I’ll be Freddie Mercury” and then everyone turned to Arnold Schwarzenegger said “I’ll be Bach”

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Singers can be selfish arseholes, especially when warming up...

It’s all “me me me me me me me”

There was this wonderful singer in my choir class once. She couldn't read any of the music, but then again, tons of famous singers didn't read music.

I mean, Ray Charles couldn't read sheet music to save his life.

TIL Korean singers never say, "Yes daddy!"

They say, "K pops!"

Why are Jazz singers the grossest musicians?

Because they scat all over the place.

I was at my favourite singers concert, but it got delayed

Postponed Malone

All these singers dropping their new albums and songs.....

don't you think they oughta be a little careful the next time?

A country singers truck

With the evolution of self driving cars it’s not gonna take long before a country singers truck leaves him as well as his wife.

Singers needed

in choir within your local church.

more zombie jokes

What does a vegan zombie eat?

Graaiinnss

What does a zombie plumber work on?

Draaiinnss

What does a zombie conductor work on?

Traaiinnss

What equipment does a zombie construction worker operate?

Craaanness

What is a zombie poets favorite form?<...

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I opened the door last night to carol singers & said "Do you know Silent Night?"

"Yes" they replied
"Well piss off then because I want one!"

Why are cats such great singers?

They're very mew-sical!

Why are pirates such good singers?

They hit the high c's...

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I would tell you guys a long-winded tale involving the singers of "It Wasn't Me" and "Drop It Like It's Hot"...

...but I don't think you guys would have time to read yet another Shaggy/Dogg story.

I like metal bands with female lead singers...

Something about women screaming makes me rock hard.

Why don’t suspenders make good singers?

Because they don’t know how to belt

Why are lumberjacks such great singers?

Their voice has an incredible timber.

What's the difference between an unusual undercooked pasta, and the easing of tensions between a famous parody artist and the singers he parodies?

One is a weird al dente, and the other is a "Weird Al" detente.

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