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Why don't cannibals eat Gospel singers?

They keep throwing up their hands.

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How many country singers does it take to change a light bulb?

2. One to change it and one to sing about how much they miss the old one.

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I opened the door last night to carol singers & said "Do you know Silent Night?"

"Yes" they replied
"Well piss off then because I want one!"

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Novice pirates are always bad singers.

They can never hit the high seas.

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TIL Korean singers never say, "Yes daddy!"

They say, "K pops!"

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I love old singers

My favorites are 1940s French female singers.

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I like metal bands with female lead singers...

Something about women screaming makes me rock hard.

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A country singers truck

With the evolution of self driving cars it’s not gonna take long before a country singers truck leaves him as well as his wife.

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Singers can be selfish arseholes, especially when warming up...

It’s all “me me me me me me me”

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What do you call the people with cameras that follow opera singers?

The pavarazzi

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Why are cats such great singers?

They're very mew-sical!

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TIL that Tibetan leaders can issue special forgiveness to buxom country music singers

It's known as the Dalai Pardon

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Why are lumberjacks such great singers?

Their voice has an incredible timber.

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All these singers dropping their new albums and songs.....

don't you think they oughta be a little careful the next time?

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Why are singers so curious?

Because they are in-choir-ing.

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Why don’t suspenders make good singers?

Because they don’t know how to belt

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I hate singers that sing in unison.

But I wouldn't harmony.

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Why is it hard to have Opera singers as friends?

...it's aways about "mi mi mi".

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What was the English singers Sheep Farm called?

Eds Sheeran

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There was this wonderful singer in my choir class once. She couldn't read any of the music, but then again, tons of famous singers didn't read music.

I mean, Ray Charles couldn't read sheet music to save his life.

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what's the difference between a rapper and a country singer?

Country singers keep their hoes in the shed.

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A bunch of actors were getting ready to be in a movie about famous singers and they were deciding who’s gonna be who

RDJ said “I’ll be Beethoven” and Hugh Jackman said “I’ll be Freddie Mercury” and then everyone turned to Arnold Schwarzenegger said “I’ll be Bach”

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What rock group has four guys and no singers?

Mt. Rushmore! Happy presidents day!
http://i.imgur.com/N8LF0HU.png

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What did the hiv infested group of singers give to the groupie?

Band Aids

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Sam was a struggling singer

Sam wanted the new iPhone but he had no money for that so samsung

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