Singers needed

in choir within your local church.

What's the difference between an unusual undercooked pasta, and the easing of tensions between a famous parody artist and the singers he parodies?

One is a weird al dente, and the other is a "Weird Al" detente.

Why are pirates such good singers?

They hit the high c's...

Why don’t suspenders make good singers?

Because they don’t know how to belt

How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to change it, and 5 to sing about how good the old one was...

Sam was a struggling singer

Sam wanted the new iPhone but he had no money for that so samsung

Why are singers so curious?

Because they are in-choir-ing.

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I would tell you guys a long-winded tale involving the singers of "It Wasn't Me" and "Drop It Like It's Hot"...

...but I don't think you guys would have time to read yet another Shaggy/Dogg story.

Why are lumberjacks such great singers?

Their voice has an incredible timber.

How many Country and Western singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Five.  

One to change the bulb and four to sing about how much they loved the old one.

Why are singers not nervous during Victoria’s Secret performances?

It’s easy to picture everybody with their clothes off

Why is it hard to have Opera singers as friends?

...it's aways about "mi mi mi".

I hate singers that sing in unison.

But I wouldn't harmony.

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I opened the door last night to carol singers & said "Do you know Silent Night?"

"Yes" they replied
"Well piss off then because I want one!"

I like metal bands with female lead singers...

Something about women screaming makes me rock hard.

What was the English singers Sheep Farm called?

Eds Sheeran

I like rock bands named after their lead singers

Like Marilyn Manson, Alice Cooper, and Tool.

What did the hiv infested group of singers give to the groupie?

Band Aids

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