what's the difference between a rapper and a country singer?

Country singers keep their hoes in the shed.

I love old singers

My favorites are 1940s French female singers.

There was this wonderful singer in my choir class once. She couldn't read any of the music, but then again, tons of famous singers didn't read music.

I mean, Ray Charles couldn't read sheet music to save his life.

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Singers can be selfish arseholes, especially when warming up...

It’s all “me me me me me me me”

Why are Jazz singers the grossest musicians?

Because they scat all over the place.

A bunch of actors were getting ready to be in a movie about famous singers and they were deciding who’s gonna be who

RDJ said “I’ll be Beethoven” and Hugh Jackman said “I’ll be Freddie Mercury” and then everyone turned to Arnold Schwarzenegger said “I’ll be Bach”

TIL Korean singers never say, "Yes daddy!"

They say, "K pops!"

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The song "Earth" by Lil Dicky features musical cameos from dozens of popular singers.

The song was released around Earth Day and promotes the idea that everyone should work together to be green and eco-friendly and save the planet.

Many famous singers had cameos in the song as different animals or other forms of wildlife. Perhaps the most notable cameo was the singer that sang...

I was at my favourite singers concert, but it got delayed

Postponed Malone

You know how some singers sing so high that windows break?

When I sing, they also break because people jump out of them.

All these singers dropping their new albums and songs.....

don't you think they oughta be a little careful the next time?

A country singers truck

With the evolution of self driving cars it’s not gonna take long before a country singers truck leaves him as well as his wife.

Singers needed

in choir within your local church.

Why are cats such great singers?

They're very mew-sical!

Why are pirates such good singers?

They hit the high c's...

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I opened the door last night to carol singers & said "Do you know Silent Night?"

"Yes" they replied
"Well piss off then because I want one!"

How many Country and Western singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Five.  

One to change the bulb and four to sing about how much they loved the old one.

Why don’t suspenders make good singers?

Because they don’t know how to belt

I like metal bands with female lead singers...

Something about women screaming makes me rock hard.

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I would tell you guys a long-winded tale involving the singers of "It Wasn't Me" and "Drop It Like It's Hot"...

...but I don't think you guys would have time to read yet another Shaggy/Dogg story.

Why are lumberjacks such great singers?

Their voice has an incredible timber.

Sam was a struggling singer

Sam wanted the new iPhone but he had no money for that so samsung

Why are singers so curious?

Because they are in-choir-ing.

Why is it hard to have Opera singers as friends?

...it's aways about "mi mi mi".

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