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While a Teacher was educating her class on how to recognize con artists she noticed one of her students looking down

She pauses her lecture and walks next to the desk of the gloomy child.

"Dear what seems to be the problem?" She asks

The student looks up and says "my mother is in the hospital and my dad is in the police station"

"Oh dear god, you should be at home instead of school! Here I'll ...

What Union do Professional Meme Artists belong to?

The Memesters

Why are artists such fans of gasoline?

Because it makes their Van Gogh

Artists on Reddit are so uncreative,

Like get over it, someone else has already called theirs Untitled.

Why are artists so good at self control?

Because they always know where to draw the line.

Where do tattoo artists connect?

InkedIn

I don't trust artists.

They're really sketchy.

In New York there are many tattoo artists from all over the world, but for some reason the artists from Spain have trouble getting business.

Why? Because nobody expects the Spanish ink precision!

What do you call two digital artists in a fight?

Graphic Violence

What’s a artists favorite drink?

Subtle-tea

My guitar teacher was a magician turned artist

So he would always start our lessons with, "Pick a chord, any chord"

Q. Why did Germany provide aid to artists hit by coronavirus?

A. They know what happen when painter suffer setbacks.

Ive just been molested by a group of mime artists...

They did unspeakable things to me.

My parents were both artists

I call them MoMA and Dada

It’s hard for artists to live off their craft

Sooner or later they all run out of Monet.

I dont like artists

They seem sketchy to me

Artists on Reddit are pretty unoriginal

Does every one of them have to call their painting Untitled ?

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Poor Dyslexic James (long, original)

James was dyslexic. Because of this, he always struggled in school. He was embarrassed by his dyslexia and never let on or got help for his problems, so his grades suffered. His teachers and guidance counsellors told him he’d never amount to anything. All his life, James just wanted to prove them wr...

Why did the fetish art meme get removed?

Because I didn’t credit one of the artists. I didn’t want to give them any foot traffic.

A shady robed man walks into Disney studios.

As he takes off his hood, he reveals the skull of a face he has underneath. The artists and director pause and murmur with each other.



"Are you lost?", they finally ask him.

"No. I'm fairly certain this is the right place. I bring back the dead with just a touch, a skill requir...

Several years ago, a group of artistic polymaths decided to mathematically represent different styles of painting.

Several years ago, a group of artistic polymaths decided to mathematically represent different styles of painting.

Each of the polymaths was a leading figure in a different field of mathematics, and each pursued and studied a different style of painting. Together, they decided that if they co...

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