Two artists had an art contest...

It ended in a draw

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[OC] These con artists tried to sell me a glass dildo.

Fortunately, I could see through the hole-fucking thing.

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While a Teacher was educating her class on how to recognize con artists she noticed one of her students looking down

She pauses her lecture and walks next to the desk of the gloomy child.

"Dear what seems to be the problem?" She asks

The student looks up and says "my mother is in the hospital and my dad is in the police station"

"Oh dear god, you should be at home instead of school! Here I'll ...

What did Kurt Cobain and Michelangelo have in common?

They were both artists who painted a ceiling.

What Union do Professional Meme Artists belong to?

The Memesters

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Japan's Downfall

Before the bombing, Japanese hentai artists used to draw normal hentai. After the US attacked, it affected them so bad that all their newer stuff had Fat Men and Little Boys.

Why are artists such fans of gasoline?

Because it makes their Van Gogh

Why are artists so good at self control?

Because they always know where to draw the line.

In New York there are many tattoo artists from all over the world, but for some reason the artists from Spain have trouble getting business.

Why? Because nobody expects the Spanish ink precision!

Where do tattoo artists connect?

InkedIn

I don't trust artists.

They're really sketchy.

Ive just been molested by a group of mime artists...

They did unspeakable things to me.

What do you call two digital artists in a fight?

Graphic Violence

What’s a artists favorite drink?

Subtle-tea

Q. Why did Germany provide aid to artists hit by coronavirus?

A. They know what happen when painter suffer setbacks.

My guitar teacher was a magician turned artist

So he would always start our lessons with, "Pick a chord, any chord"

My parents were both artists

I call them MoMA and Dada

I dont like artists

They seem sketchy to me

It’s hard for artists to live off their craft

Sooner or later they all run out of Monet.

Artists on Reddit are pretty unoriginal

Does every one of them have to call their painting Untitled ?

Several years ago, a group of artistic polymaths decided to mathematically represent different styles of painting.

Several years ago, a group of artistic polymaths decided to mathematically represent different styles of painting.

Each of the polymaths was a leading figure in a different field of mathematics, and each pursued and studied a different style of painting. Together, they decided that if they co...

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