I write songs about sewing machines

I'm a Singer Songwriter

What does a songwriter do in his grave?

He decomposes.

What's the difference between a puppy and a singer-songwriter?

Eventually the puppy stops whining.

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I told my parents I wanted to be a songwriter...

They told me I'd be Bach!! I didn't realize what the meant until I moved back into their basement.

How do creepy songwriters get paid?

Per verse

What do songwriters do after they die?

They decompose

Kurt Cobain hated “Smells Like Teen Spirit” so much...

He killed the songwriter

Band Names as Descriptions of Bowel Movements

I haven't seen this game on here before, but it's one of my favorite games to play with friends, and I want to see what you guys come up with!



The way you play is basically in the title: You say the (actual) name of a band/songwriter/musician, and think of the bowel movement it descri...

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