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As a musician, people asked me what my secret was to moving on from my ex so quickly.

I told them I just did what any good songwriter would do.

Drugs.

I have a friend who writes songs about sewing machines. He’s a Singer songwriter…

…or sew it seams

What's the difference between a puppy and a singer-songwriter?

Eventually the puppy stops whining.

How do creepy songwriters get paid?

Per verse

I had a terrible nightmare

It was quite strange. I dreamt that the Canadian singer-songwriter Abel Makkonen Tesfaye had conquered the world and instituted a horrible system of forced labor. There was no alternative.

Everybody was workin' for The Weeknd.

Kurt Cobain hated “Smells Like Teen Spirit” so much...

He killed the songwriter

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