Why did the songwriter eat Turkish food before recording a song?

They had heard that posthumous songs do well in the charts.

My friend composes songs about sewing machines.

He’s a Singer songwriter or sew it seams. (Don’t hate me.) Edit: corrected word.

What's the difference between a puppy and a singer-songwriter?

Eventually the puppy stops whining.

What does a songwriter do in his grave?

He decomposes.

How do creepy songwriters get paid?

Per verse

Kurt Cobain hated “Smells Like Teen Spirit” so much...

He killed the songwriter

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