How many bluegrass musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four - one to change it, and the rest to complain because it's electric.
Bluegrass music
It's finger pickin' good!
What do you get when a Smurf pees on your lawn?
Bluegrass
A fifteen year old kid gets an upright bass and starts to take lessons.
After his first lesson, his dad asks him, "what did you learn today?" "I learned to play the A note." After his second lesson his dad asks again, and he responds "I learned to play the D note." After his third lesson his dad asks again and he responds, "I learned to play the E note." After the fourt...
What is a cow's favorite music genre?
Bluegrass
The Pope is going to start a Bluegrass band at the Vatican.
He says he likes fiddling with the kids.
20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope, and no Jobs.
Please, do not let Kevin Bacon die.
Source: The Bluegrass Grill and Bakery in Charlottesville, VA.
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