What do you get when a Smurf pees on your lawn?

Bluegrass

You know what they say about bluegrass music...

It's not as bad as it sounds.

The Pope is going to start a Bluegrass band at the Vatican.

He says he likes fiddling with the kids.

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For the musicians out there:

Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Five. One to change the bulb and four to bitch about how it's electric.

What is a cow's favorite music genre?

Bluegrass

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