You know what they say about bluegrass music...

It's not as bad as it sounds.

What do you get when a Smurf pees on your lawn?

Bluegrass

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For the musicians out there:

Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Five. One to change the bulb and four to bitch about how it's electric.

The Pope is going to start a Bluegrass band at the Vatican.

He says he likes fiddling with the kids.

What is a cow's favorite music genre?

Bluegrass

20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope, and no Jobs.

Please, do not let Kevin Bacon die.

Source: The Bluegrass Grill and Bakery in Charlottesville, VA.

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