The West Indies

"My wife's gone to the West Indies."
"Jamaica?"
"No, she went of her own free will."

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A struggling rock band...

A struggling indies band from Brooklyn, The Spoonerists, was in the process of recording their debut album. The artistic sentiment of the group led them to use ambient sounds from nature in their arrangements. One of the members of the band took it upon himself to go out in to the field and make rec...

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Two cockney men were talking...

The first one says "So my wife sailed to the West Indies last year". The other one asks "Jamaica?". The first man answers "No, she went on her own accord".

West Indies

Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?
Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

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I working on an indie film about premature ejaculation

It's coming soon

How many indie bands does it take to change a light bulb?

Eh, it's some number you've probably never heard of.

Why do indie kids suck at karate?

They never got past the white belt.

I love indie movies

Me too, the best one is the first one with the snakes

Why does no major gaming company make an Indiana Jones game?

Because no one would pay 60$ for an Indie game.

Why did the hipster's stomach hurt?

He had indie-gestion.

Most Hipsters’ favourite movie is Raiders of the Lost Ark.

It’s the first indie film.

Where do Arctic Monkeys store their food to keep it cool.

Indie fridge.

Struggle is

Watching a match between England and West Indies, on a black and white television. Turn the brightness up and one team disappears, turn it down and the other does.

Joke in real life

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I'm currently in hospital being treated for a pulmonary embolism and the doctor ordered a echocardiogram for me.

When I was getting my heart looked at, it was the only place I've been in hospital playing music. Really coo...

A hobbyist metalsmith was arrested for displaying his handmade pennies in public. What was he charged with?

Indie-cent exposure.

Why do hipsters love Harrison Ford?

Because he's Indie!

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[NSFW] Why do hipsters like anal sex?

Because it's indie ass!

If you made a wall hanging out of cheap necklaces bought from the merch tables at small, underground rock concerts...

Would you have a Decoration of Indie Pendants?

What's the earliest joke you can remember? Here's mine:

These two:

"My wife went to the West Indies"
"Jamaica?"
"No, she went of her own accord."

"My wife went to the East Indies"
"Jakarta?"
"No, she went by plane."

What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing.

(Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show)

also

"My favorite indie band is palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

A Short History Lesson

The old missionaries who arrived in the West Indies were the cannibals first taste of Christianity

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