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I working on an indie film about premature ejaculation

It's coming soon

Why do indie kids suck at karate?

They never got past the white belt.

A hobbyist metalsmith was arrested for displaying his handmade pennies in public. What was he charged with?

Indie-cent exposure.

How many indie bands does it take to change a light bulb?

Eh, it's some number you've probably never heard of.

I love indie movies

Me too, the best one is the first one with the snakes

Why does no major gaming company make an Indiana Jones game?

Because no one would pay 60$ for an Indie game.

Why did the hipster's stomach hurt?

He had indie-gestion.

Most Hipsters’ favourite movie is Raiders of the Lost Ark.

It’s the first indie film.

Where do Arctic Monkeys store their food to keep it cool.

Indie fridge.

Joke in real life


I'm currently in hospital being treated for a pulmonary embolism and the doctor ordered a echocardiogram for me.

When I was getting my heart looked at, it was the only place I've been in hospital playing music. Really coo...

Why do hipsters love Harrison Ford?

Because he's Indie!

If you made a wall hanging out of cheap necklaces bought from the merch tables at small, underground rock concerts...

Would you have a Decoration of Indie Pendants?

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[NSFW] Why do hipsters like anal sex?

Because it's indie ass!

What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing.

(Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show)


"My favorite indie band is palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

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