I used to play triangle in a reggae band.

I would stand at the back and ting.

Did you hear about the bird that joined a reggae band?

'e was flappin' de bass mon

Have you heard an ex Vice President is releasing a computer generated reggae album?

It's called Al Gore Rhythms

My mates just asked me to do his hair for a reggae reggae party.

I'm dreading it.

Why do they open many doors when a reggae concert ends?

To achieve a high fan-out.

My School's Anime Club Started A Band To Play Reggae

Weeby jammin'.

Thought I heard reggae music coming from the office...

...but it was just the printer jammin'

I went to a lame reggae concert once

It was dreadful

What do you call a Jamaican that just finished his reggae album?


What's the difference between the cries of a grieving family and reggae music?

I would feel awkward dancing to reggae music.

What do you call a noodle that likes Reggae?

A Pastafarian.

How often do experts say you should listen to Bob Marley?


How can you tell a car is from Jamaica?

By the *reggae*stration plate.

What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?


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