Reggae Jokes - 17 Hilarious Reggae Jokes

I used to be in a reggae band once. I played the triangle.

I ended up leaving though, it was just one ting after another.

What is the name of Al Gore’s reggae band that sings about mathematics?

Al Gore Riddim

What do you call a reggae fish?

A Bob Marlin

Did you hear about the bird that joined a reggae band?

'e was flappin' de bass mon

I heard Reggae music coming from my printer.

The paper was jammin’

Have you heard an ex Vice President is releasing a computer generated reggae album?

It's called Al Gore Rhythms

What would you call a Jewish, Reggae Artist, and a Gangster?

Jew-Mon-G

I went to a lame reggae concert once

It was dreadful

What do commercial aircrafts and 17500 reggae fans have in common?

About 35000 feet high.

My School's Anime Club Started A Band To Play Reggae

Weeby jammin'.

What do you call a Jamaican that just finished his reggae album?

Ben-jamin

What's the difference between the cries of a grieving family and reggae music?

I would feel awkward dancing to reggae music.

what does a jamaican frog sound like?

reggae

How often do experts say you should listen to Bob Marley?

Reggae-larly.

How can you tell a car is from Jamaica?

By the *reggae*stration plate.

What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?

Reggae-Toni

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