Why do they open many doors when a reggae concert ends?

To achieve a high fan-out.

My mates just asked me to do his hair for a reggae reggae party.

I'm dreading it.

I've started playing the triangle in a reggae band

I stand at the back and ting

I used to play the triangle in a Reggae band but I left

It was just one ting after another

What would you call a Jewish, Reggae Artist, and a Gangster?

Jew-Mon-G

I went to a lame reggae concert once

It was dreadful

My School's Anime Club Started A Band To Play Reggae

Weeby jammin'.

What do you call a Jamaican that just finished his reggae album?

Ben-jamin

Thought I heard reggae music coming from the office...

...but it was just the printer jammin'

What do you call an unemployed Reggae singer?

Jah bless

What's the difference between the cries of a grieving family and reggae music?

I would feel awkward dancing to reggae music.

What do you call a noodle that likes Reggae?

A Pastafarian.

What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?

Reggae-Toni

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