I visited a little cafe not too far from the Royal Mile in Edinburgh, and ordered a coffee and a donut. The coffee was bland and cold but worst of all the donut was stale. “Excuse me” I said “these donuts are stale.” The assistant was polite “I’m sorry sir, those are yesterday’s donuts.” “W...
History Professor
A History Professor is welcoming a fresh intake of undergraduates and decides it is worth having a little fun to settle down the nervous young adults.
He looks at the register to see which students are in his class this semester.
“Do we have a Miss Butcher here?” He asks and a hand i...
A mugger stopped me in the alley outside my building
He pointed a gun at me and said “Your money or your life?”
I shook my head and said “let me think”
–An old joke by the legend Jack Benny
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