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Snyder Jokes

Life is like a Zack Snyder movie

It's too long and I don't get how people can enjoy it

Why Won't Michigan Governor Rick Snyder Take Any Flint Tap Water With Him Overseas In Order To Stick To His Promise That He'd Drink It For A Full Month...?

Because he can't get it through the airport metal detectors.

In Zack Snyders Justice League, Barry Allen breaks a window simply by touching it.

This is because windows no longer supports Flash.

Zack Snyder seems to be a good barber

Lots of people liked his cut

What is Zack Snyder's favorite hairstyle?

Director's Cut

Went to the Salon at 5PM and asked for the Snyder Cut

Four hours later, it was Dark everywhere...

Dan Snyder has finally agreed to change the name of The Washington Redskins

Now they'll be called the DC Redskins.

Zack Snyder's DCEU movies resemble emo teens a little bit too much.

Dark, devoid of fun, sometimes cringy and cuts everywhere.

Sometimes they even cut something very important.

Washington Redskins owner Dan Snyder finally removes team's controversial and offensive name.

He announced yesterday they will be removing the "Washington" from their name.

The Washington Redskins finally decided to drop their offensive name.

Dan Snyder, owner of the NFL Redskins, has announced that the team is dropping "Washington" from the team name, and it will henceforth be simply known as, "The Redskins." It was reported that he finds the word "Washington" imparts a negative image of poor leadership, mismanagement, corruption, cheat...

The Amish woman and the Pennsylvania State Trooper

An Amish woman is in her horse and buggy heading back home when a state trooper pulls her over. The trooper walks up to the door of the buggy and the woman says "Good afternoon, young man. What seems to be the problem?"

The trooper says, ma'am, I pulled you over because you were speeding....

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Tom Hanks walks into WB studios

Tom Hanks walks into the WB studios and enters one of the many conference rooms.
As he sits down for the read -through, he notices his fellow peers sitting at the table Ben Affleck, Henry Cavill's mustache, Gal Gadot and a couple of other people he was he was only vaguely familiar with. He picks...

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