Underwrite Jokes

Just by hanging around tourists, he learned to talk, and soon thereafter to read.

Eventually, he started attending a nearby primary school for humans and he turned out to be very very smart indeed, even by human standards. Typing, thanks to his symbiotic oxpecker buddy, made him a prolific au... read more

Priest: "Can you insure against acts of God?"

Underwriter: "... As long as there's no children involved."