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Apple farmers who are too scared to diversify

should just grow a pear.

How do shoe stores diversify their portfolios?

They invest in socks.

Why couldn't the Medici family diversify their wealth?

Because in Renaissance times, stocks were bonds.

Why did Rockstar choose to invest in a Harbour when diversifying their assets?

Because their ports are always a disaster!

How did Ian Fleming become so wealthy?

By diversifying his Bonds!

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