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Apple farmers who are too scared to diversify

should just grow a pear.

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How do shoe stores diversify their portfolios?

They invest in socks.

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Why couldn't the Medici family diversify their wealth?

Because in Renaissance times, stocks were bonds.

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Why did Rockstar choose to invest in a Harbour when diversifying their assets?

Because their ports are always a disaster!

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How did Ian Fleming become so wealthy?

By diversifying his Bonds!

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