Characterize Jokes

When he’s finished with his meal, he hops up onto the table, pulls out two Glock 45s and unloads both magazines, blasting everything in sight.

When the guns are empty, he throws them down and starts walking towards the door. The bartender looks up from behind the bar and yells, “Hey! What th... read more

A Panda Bear walks into a café and orders a
sandwich and a drink. After he is finished eating,
the waiter comes over to bring him the check.
When the waiter arrives at the table, he just
starts to ask 'Would you like any des...' Then the
Panda Bear reaches into his fur, pulls out a gu... read more

They come upon an indigenous people most notably characterized by their unusually long penises.

Noticing his wife's amusement, he decides to ask the tour guide for some pointers.

"For one year, during their youth, they tie on a heavy rock and don't remove it, " says the guide.
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