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Hoods Jokes

I've been dating red riding hoods gran

Shes an animal in bed

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Santa Claus breaks down in the hood

So, one Christmas Santa Claus's sleigh broke down in the hood, around a bunch of hookers, and Santa Claus got knocked the out, and the cops rolled up and asked what happened, and the said, ain't nobody gonna be callin me a hoe 3 times

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What do an uncircumcised and the kkk have in common?

They're both pricks in oversized hoods.
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