A Buddhist monk goes to a barber to have his head shaved.
"What should I pay you?" the monk asks. "No price, for a holy man such as yourself," the barber replies. And what do you know, the next day the barber comes to open his shop, and finds on his doorstep a dozen gemstones.
That day, a priest comes in to have his hair cut. "What shall I pay y...
What do you call a holy man working at McDonald's?
A Friar.
A priest goes to the barbershop and asks how much a trim would cost.
The barber answers, "oh, you're a holy man, I can't charge anything." He gives the priest a trim, the priest thanks him, and leaves. The next day, the barber finds some gold coins on his doorstep.
After a few weeks, an imam comes to the shop. He asks the barber how much it would cost for a be...
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An atheist and a holy man are playing golf.
The atheist misses his first shot and curses.
“Damn!”
The holy man winces. “I really don’t think you should say things like that.”
“Oh, stop being such a square,” says the atheist.
They keep playing, and a little later, the atheist misses another shot.
“God damn...
Lawyer joke
There is a trucker who hates lawyers so much he always runs them over with his truck whenever he sees one. One day he sees a priest hitchhiking and decides to give a ride to the holy man. As they go along the road, the trucker spots a lawyer by the side of the road and steers to run him over. At the...
Blonde and The Holy Man
Blonde: "I have heard that you can perform miracles. Can you demonstrate it to me?"
Holy Man: "Sure, why not. Remove your jeans, turn around and then bend down".
Blonde does as asked.
Holy Man: "Now can you feel my finger?"
Blonde: "Yes".
Holy Man: "But see, both m...
If a Lama with one L is a holy man in Tabet, and a 2 L's is a beast of burden, then what is a three L Lama?
A big fire in Boston
My dad told me this joke in Serbian years ago. Hope it translates well.
A man is terminally ill and has 3 months left to live. Seeing as he was a holy man for all his life, God gave him a visit and granted him 3 wishes. The man ponders for a few minutes then asks for his first wish.
“God, I’d love to have a nice steak dinner and some brandy to wash it down with.”...
Okay, Lama spelled with one 'L' is a holy man in Tibet. With two 'L's, a llama is a South American pack animal.
So, what is a three 'L' lama?
A big fire in Boston.
A rabbi, A pujari (a Hindu holy man) and a Southern Baptist minister were travelling, when they ran out of gas...
so they walked to a farm, and asked if they could spend the night.
The farmer agreed to let them stay, but he only had one room with two beds, so the third person would have to sleep in the barn.
"Oy Vey, I'll sleep in the barn" said the Rabbi, and he went off to sleep. Not five minut...
A Rabbi, a Hindu holy man, and an Alabama Crimson Tide fan are in a car together, but the car breaks down.
Luckily, there's a farm right nearby. The farmer says, "I only got room for two of ya in the house, so one of you's gonna have to sleep in the barn."
The Hindu holy man decides to go, but comes back to the barn because there's a cow in there, and Cows are sacred in his faith.
The Rabb...
A missionary staying in an African village approached by the Chief...
The Chief says,
"Holy man, my wife just gave birth to a white child. Everyone in the village is black, except for you. "
The missionary begins to sweat until he notices a herd of goats outside.
"Chief, every once in a while, God makes his creation different from the others. Loo...
According to historians, Julius Caesar was very religious in his later years.
Near the end of his reign, he became a holy man.
A priest goes into a barbershop, gets a haircut, thanks the barber and asks how much he owes him.
The barber says, "Father, you're a holy man, a man of the cloth, I couldn't charge you, it's on the house."
The priest says, "Thank you very much" and leaves.
The next day, magically appearing on the doorstep of the barbershop are 12 gold coins.
A few days later, a ministe...
[long] A Priest, An Imam and a Rabbi Get a Haircut
A barber is sitting in his shop when a priest enters. “Can I have a haircut?” the priest asks. “Of course,” says the barber. The barber than gives the priest a haircut. When the barber has finished, the priest asks “How much do I owe you?” “Nothing,” replies the barber. “For you are a holy man.” The...
A priest, a monk, and a rabbi meet for lunch
one day. After talking for a bit the priest says "hey rabbi, why don't you join the monk and I for a fishing trip tomorrow morning?" Thrilled, the rabbi accepts the offer. They meet up at the docks around dawn, row out a bit, then cast out their fishing poles. Half an hour passes when the priest...
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