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Hit The Sack Jokes

Why shouldn't a doctor be sleepy when he's performing a circumcision?

He might hit the sack.

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What did the testicle torture enthusiast say after a long day?

Ahhh, time to hit the sack.

At nighttime, never tell your girlfriend

it's time to hit the sack.

A teacher is interviewing her class on their daily habits

- Teacher: What do you do all day, James?
- James: Well I wake up, have breakfast and then go to school. After school finishes I head back home, have dinner and hit the sack.

Glad that James has a normal, healthy day, the teacher encourages him to keep it up and moves on to the next studen...
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