This joke may contain profanity. ๐Ÿค”

My girlfriend just punched me in the balls

Not what I meant when I said โ€œtime to hit the sack.โ€

This joke may contain profanity. ๐Ÿค”

A testicle torturer comes home after a long day at work

"Ah, time to hit the sack"

Three friends go snowboarding

Three friends go skiing at a ski resort and have a great time.
However, when night descends upon them, they seek shelter at the resort.
They stay up for a little bit telling jokes and talking, then decide to hit the sack.
But once they enter the room that they will be sharing, they realize ...

A teacher is interviewing her class on their daily habits

- Teacher: What do you do all day, James?
- James: Well I wake up, have breakfast and then go to school. After school finishes I head back home, have dinner and hit the sack.

Glad that James has a normal, healthy day, the teacher encourages him to keep it up and moves on to the next studen...

What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

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