Hit The Sack Jokes - 5 Hilarious Hit The Sack Jokes

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“My husband just wants to have sex all the time”

Vented the recently married woman to her sister, “it’s every day like clockwork he gets home from work, takes off his clothes at the doorstep and says “I’m home honey let’s hit the sack”. Don’t get my wrong I love him and the sex is good but I need a break I can barely walk””

Then the sister ...

Why shouldn't a doctor be sleepy when he's performing a circumcision?

He might hit the sack.

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What did the testicle torture enthusiast say after a long day?

Ahhh, time to hit the sack.

At nighttime, never tell your dominatrix girlfriend

it's time to hit the sack.

A teacher is interviewing her class on their daily habits

- Teacher: What do you do all day, James?
- James: Well I wake up, have breakfast and then go to school. After school finishes I head back home, have dinner and hit the sack.

Glad that James has a normal, healthy day, the teacher encourages him to keep it up and moves on to the next studen...

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