“So, we good then? I don’t gotta turn in my part of the group project?”
Me: Can I have a turn in the hedge now?
A student never turns in his homework because his dog keeps eating it. After moving to online classes, the teacher thought he finally wouldn’t have an excuse.
Because of the global pandemic, the teacher had to move the assignments online. Thinking of this student, she thought that he surely wouldn’t have an excuse anymore and would finally have to turn an assignment in.
But after the assignment was due and the teacher was done grading, she noticed...
Student doesn't turn in homework.
Teacher: Alright class, time to collect homework. *walks around to collect homework, approaches student's desk. *
Teacher: "Where's your homework?"
Student: "I didn't know we had homework."
Teacher: "How? I posted it online."
Student: "I don't believe everything t...
An old Chinese couple turn in for the evening
While lying in bed, the husband turns to the wife and says "You give me 69!"
And the wife responds "What? You want Beef and Broccoli now!?!"
What is the sign for a U-turn in Finland?
"You are approaching the Russian border."
The warden only allowed boys who did a good deed that day to eat supper in the hostel dining room.
During their induction she taught them what were considered good deeds - running an errand for someone, helping an old lady cross the road, teaching other students things they don't understand and the like are examples of good deeds and should be rewarded, she explained.
The young bo...
Scarlett Johansson is on a plane that crashes on a remote island.
She and some regular guy are the only two survivors. They make the best of their situation, scavenge what supplies they can from the plane, and try to keep going.
They build a little hut on the beach and - both of them having certain "needs" - eventually start hooking up.
This keep goi...
A rabbit, a fox and a bear have to enroll in the army.
Neither of the 3 are very happy about it and the only chance they have to avoid it is by being rejected during the medical exam. As They are waiting in line at the doctors office their desperation builds up untill right before it's the rabbits turn. The rabbit turns to the fox: "Fox I might h...