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How did hitter die?

He had a heart attack when he saw his gas bill. (Hitler my bad)

I hear Adrian Peterson is getting into baseball...

Apparently he's a great switch hitter.

A college student was golfing with an old man...

And they get to the 6th hole, a very long par 5 with a huge oak tree right in the middle of the start of the fairway.

The college kid says to the old man, "Any advice on this hole? I'm not sure I can carry over the tree but this hole is too long to lay up on the first shot."

The old ma...

Adrian Peterson just announced his retirement from the NFL

and will be joining the Minnesota Twins as a switch hitter.

(Sorry, news was too depressing not to joke about it)

The New York Yankees Officially Sign Adrian Peterson

They needed a good switch hitter.

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