A football quarterback, soccer wing forward, baseball designated hitter, volleyball setter, hockey winger and cricket batsman walk into a bar...
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In 1970, Doc Ellis pitched a no hitter on LSD
Which isnt that impressive when you realize the fact that in 1970, all the batters were on LSD as well
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How did hitter die?
He had a heart attack when he saw his gas bill. (Hitler my bad)
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If Will Smith, Amber Heard, and Chris Brown formed a band, what would its name be?
The Heavy Hitters.
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What do you call an Italian Renaissance painter who smokes weed from a one-hitter pipe?
Leonardo da Pinchy.
...I'll see myself out.
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I hear Adrian Peterson is getting into baseball...
Apparently he's a great switch hitter.
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The New York Yankees Officially Sign Adrian Peterson
They needed a good switch hitter.
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(Long) Did you hit your wife?
So I have heard you hit your wife, is that true?
**Before I marry her she was hungery and poor all the time. She now livea a much better life**
I was asking if you hit her.
**The whole community acknowdges the improvement of our household**
I didn’t ask that, I was asking...
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A college student was golfing with an old man...
And they get to the 6th hole, a very long par 5 with a huge oak tree right in the middle of the start of the fairway.
The college kid says to the old man, "Any advice on this hole? I'm not sure I can carry over the tree but this hole is too long to lay up on the first shot."
The old ma...
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