A crocodile is walking to the Roman Colosseum, where a gladiator duel is scheduled to take place.
Along the way, he runs into a serial killer.
The crocodile, being a crocodile, is unconcerned and promptly proceeds to devour her alive before continuing on his merry way to the Roman Colosseum.
He makes it there just fine, and enjoys a gladiatorial match for the ages- a feast for the ...
Did you hear about the new Silence of the Lambs sequel that's set to take place in Newfoundland?
It's going to be called Ewes Be Quiet.
At a fencing tournament, two people are sitting and watching the fight take place.
One of the spectators had spent her whole life devoting herself to the craft, and would have entered the tournament had she not retired a few years ago. The other, simply a fan who thinks swords are cool, having no real understanding of the sport. The fencer on the left side was playing very aggress...
Jesus enters the restaurant where the last supper is going to take place. Jesus: “table for 26, please” Waiter: “I count only 13 people”
Jesus: “Yeah, but we are all going to sit on the same side”
The Kentucky State Fair will take place this year, but will be closed to the public
Doesn’t seem fair to me
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The zoo’s female gorilla was going crazy, and the vet on staff had a grave prognosis. “She’s in her mating season, and after a lifetime of captivity, if she doesn’t mate, she’ll die.”
The zoo administrator was in a bind. There was just no money to transport in a male gorilla for mating to take place. So he decided humans where close enough to gorillas. Someone would have to fuck the gorilla.
After going through all options, offering as much money as the zoo could afford, ...
Chuck Norris has been sentenced to death
The judge’s beheading will take place in 3 days.