The Kentucky State Fair will take place this year, but will be closed to the public
Doesn’t seem fair to me
At a fencing tournament, two people are sitting and watching the fight take place.
One of the spectators had spent her whole life devoting herself to the craft, and would have entered the tournament had she not retired a few years ago. The other, simply a fan who thinks swords are cool, having no real understanding of the sport. The fencer on the left side was playing very aggress...
If you like non ARRRRR-punchlined pirate jokes that take place in bars.....
A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel stuck down the front of his pants. It looks very uncomfortable and he is walking very laboriously.
The bartender, noticing the odd situation asks: "Hey, why do you have a steering wheel stuck down the front of your pants?" to which the pirate rep...
Why did Capitalist Santa give all his presents to the rich?
He wanted jingle down economics to take place
A man calls 911 to report a murder
Operator: who is the victim
Man: one of my family members
Operator: who is the perpetrator?
Man: another family member
Operator: where did this happen?
Man: in my house
Operator: and when did the murder take place?
Man: i don't know, some time betwe...
There once was a man from Alabama . . .
He was a nice fellow. An unsophisticated hillbilly type but amicable to be around nonetheless. He was known as Catfish Jeb around the bayou because of that one time a catfish bit him in the . . .
Well, where the catfish bit him isn't important, now is it?
One day, very tragically, Catf...
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The inventor of the snooze button just died.
His funeral will take place tomorrow at 8:00, 8:05, 8:10 and 8:15.
Alien overlords are discussing the fate of Earth citizens.
After a successful invasion of earth, the leaders of the armada joined together to discuss the ruling of the planet. Each of the leaders had a different idea on how what they should do with the surviving humans.
"These humans are dangerous," said the first. "We all know the losses we took to ...
The reptile race
There was an exotic pet race to take place.
Adam brought an iguana. "Hes big and fast so hes sure to win!" Daniel brought a komodo dragon. "He can go really fast when theres a treat for him at the end!" John brought a leopard gecko. "Hes small but does his best!"
The bets were p...