Jesus enters the restaurant where the last supper is going to take place. Jesus: “table for 26, please” Waiter: “I count only 13 people”
Jesus: “Yeah, but we are all going to sit on the same side”
The Kentucky State Fair will take place this year, but will be closed to the public
Doesn’t seem fair to me
At a fencing tournament, two people are sitting and watching the fight take place.
One of the spectators had spent her whole life devoting herself to the craft, and would have entered the tournament had she not retired a few years ago. The other, simply a fan who thinks swords are cool, having no real understanding of the sport. The fencer on the left side was playing very aggress...
Breaking News - Devon and Cornwall Music Festival
The Devon and Cornwall Music Festival due to take place this weekend has had to be cancelled. They couldn't decide who to put on first, The Jam or Cream
Why did Capitalist Santa give all his presents to the rich?
He wanted jingle down economics to take place
There once was a man from Alabama . . .
He was a nice fellow. An unsophisticated hillbilly type but amicable to be around nonetheless. He was known as Catfish Jeb around the bayou because of that one time a catfish bit him in the . . .
Well, where the catfish bit him isn't important, now is it?
One day, very tragically, Catf...
A man calls 911 to report a murder
Operator: who is the victim
Man: one of my family members
Operator: who is the perpetrator?
Man: another family member
Operator: where did this happen?
Man: in my house
Operator: and when did the murder take place?
Man: i don't know, some time betwe...
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The inventor of the snooze button just died.
His funeral will take place tomorrow at 8:00, 8:05, 8:10 and 8:15.
Alien overlords are discussing the fate of Earth citizens.
After a successful invasion of earth, the leaders of the armada joined together to discuss the ruling of the planet. Each of the leaders had a different idea on how what they should do with the surviving humans.
"These humans are dangerous," said the first. "We all know the losses we took to ...