Han Solo is chilling in his room when suddenly the light goes out.
He tries to fix the bulb, but after an hour of laborious effort, he gives up.
He heads over to Yoda's place to see if he can help. As Yoda opens the door, he spots a huge machine with flashing lights, beeping in the middle of the room.
"What's this?" he asks Yoda.
"A cloning m...
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Jake and Ruth were blood analysts in a hospital. Given the proximity of the hospital to the highway, really gruesome motor accidents were quite common. So the hospital decided to house a huge supply of blood for emergencies, and these two were employed full time to analyse blood which they got, and ...
There was a hunter who lived alone in the middle of the forest, in a small house by the river..
A short distance down a slope in front of his house, he had a garden where he would grow vegetables to supplement his diet of forest game and fish.
One morning, he awoke to the sounds of a thunderstorm and rushing water. Quickly getting dressed and stumbling outside, he saw the river ...
An antivaxx mom dies and goes to heaven. She notices that it was God himself walking to greet her, along with her two kids. They’re all smiling. Feeling real smug about herself,
She runs toward them but Is suddenly stopped by an invisible force.
As God and her two kids got nearer though, they stopped smiling and had a puzzled look on their faces. Suddenly, they burst out in joyful laughter, just as St. Peter materialises beside them all.
“Oh Pete, you really...
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A lady walks into Harrods.
A lady walks into Harrods. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little woops and prays that a sales person was no...