Why do scuba divers always fall out of the boat backwards?
Cause if they went forwards they'd just fall in the boat.
An emo and an apple fall out of a tree. Which one hits the ground first?
The apple, the emo is stopped by the rope.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
Because it got hit by the first koala.
Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
Because he thought it was a game and joined in!
What do you call breast implants that fall out and go missing?
Bolton Wanderers.
My Grandfather really liked Fall Out Boy
I never understood why, considering the age gap between him and the band. Every week, I’d go sit with him on his porch and we’d listen to the band, jamming out to some sick tunes and laughing our hearts out at each other’s awful singing. Unfortunately as time passed, he was diagnosed with Alzheimer’...
I know a guy who survived an 8000-foot fall out of a plane.
Until he hit the ground.
Why did sara fall out of swing..
She didnt have hands
Why did the pirates fall out?
They couldn’t see aye to aye
How to fall out of love with an ex-girlfriend?
Set her voice as your alarm-clock ringtone.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
It was dead.
Why did the second monkey fall out the tree?
It was stapled to the first monkey.
Why did the fridge fall out the tree?
It’s a fridge. It can’t hold on.
Why did the little boy fall off his bike?
He got hit by two monkeys and a fridge.
What’s black and white that could fall out of a tree and kill you?
A piano
What does a child get when they fall out of a tree?
PTS-Tree
What is difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
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Gorilla removal service.
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in a tree near his house. He looks in the phone book for a gorilla removal service until he finds one.
"Is it a boy or girl Gorilla?" the service guy asks.
"Boy," is the man's response.
"Oh yeah, I can do it. I'll be right there", ...
Girl, did you fall out of heaven?
Cause you're showing signs of deranged cognitive abilities in your brain highly suggestive of Post-concussion syndrome.
A man and a woman meet in heaven and fall in love.
They walk up to God and ask to be married.
God says give me some time and I'll get back to you.
Three or four years pass and God finally tells the man and woman that he can have them married.
A few more years pass and the man and woman fall out of love. They approach God once ...
My buddy asked me if we’d fall out if the plane door opened.
‘Nah, we’ll still be friends’, I replied.
What scientific principle is demonstrated when cookies fall out of the cupboard?
Fig Newton's law.
As the plumber left my house I saw something fall out of his back packet. I walked over and saw that it was a bag of drugs.
But I didn’t bend down to get it, because I didn’t want plumber’s crack.
A Galaxy Phone, an iPhone and a windows phone fall out a top story window.
The galaxy phone bounces with minor cracks.
The iPhone smashes into dozens of pieces.
The windows phone freezes mid decent.
A guy walks in to his backyard and sees a gorilla in his tree
He gets online and finds a man who specializes in gorilla removal. When he arrives at the house he has a stick, a set of handcuffs, a chihuahua, and a shotgun. He tells the homeowner "I'm going to climb up in the tree and use the stick to hit the gorilla until he falls out of the tree. Upon lan...
My brother when he was 5 told me the following joke: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Now, he said the following with a pretty serious and sad look on his face: Because he was dead.
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