A little girl asked her mother, “How did the human race come about?”
The Mother answered, “God made Adam and Eve; they had children and, so all mankind was made.”A few days later, the little girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, “Many years ago there were monkeys, and we developed from them.”The confused girl returns to her mother and says, “M...
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Wife and I decided to divorce, at the court the lawyer asked why has this come about? I replied:
Neither of us like sucking cock.
A cowhand rides into town and sees a "Help Wanted" poster outside the saloon.
"Man wanted for general farm duties," he reads. "Must be strong, capable, experienced in animal handling and willing to learn. Apply to Widow Sallet, Sallet Farm, two miles east of town."
So he goes along to the farm, as it sounds like steady work and he's tired of living hand to mouth, and f...