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Graphics Jokes

What do you call a gaming PC with a busted graphics card?

One hell of a work computer

Have you heard of NVIDIA's new crypto graphics card?

It's the 4090 FTX.

It only has one massive meltdown and you have to send it to the bahamas for repair.

I've hung pictures of my old graphics cards on the wall, it didn't cost much

I got low frame rates

I want to go to Utah so I can do acid with Mormons in a best buy looking for graphics cards

I'll call it my LSDLDSDLSS adventure

What do you tell your friends when you buy a graphics card to flex on them?

..It’s just for display.

Say what you want about the graphics for Lara Croft's bosom in the original Tomb Raider

At the time, they were cutting edge.

why should you never buy a Asian graphics card?

bad drivers.

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SUMMER CAMP FOR Husbands. Evening classes for men. Starting this month.

*Summer camp*

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty of the content, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants each.

*Topic 1.*
How to fill ice-cube trays and why to fill water bottles before putting them back in the fridge.
Step by step with slide pre...

Little Johnny wants a computer upgrade

Little Johnny was complaining to his mom that he needs a new computer, because the graphics aren't as clear as his friend's.

His mom looked at the monitor and said, it'll take her 10 minutes to upgrade the computer.

Johnny laughed. Mom could barely change a light bulb, but she was goin...

After being inside for months, I decided to go out today.

The graphics were awesome, but the storyline is terrible.

Genesis does what Nintendon't

16-bit graphics.

blast processing.

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Going outta business

A Gamers perspective of Reality.

Great graphics, terrible gameplay.

Usain Bolt is very near-sighted, almost blind

The only reason he can run so fast is because he downgraded the graphics

Why does the US military use digital camo?

They turned down the graphics for better performance

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I tried real life once.

Graphics were great. But the story line was shit.

computer humor

Graphics card says to the RAM "did you see that?" he replies "I Know".

Your son is a little slow...

My son was having trouble in school so I took him to a doctor to see if he was ok. The doctor calls me a few days later "sir it seems your son is a little slow." I ask him what could be done. So I turned down his graphics now he's really fast but dear god is he ugly.

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