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Photographic Jokes

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Are people born with photographic memories?

Or do they take a while to develop?

Why the fuck are you morons spending real money on Reddit awards? Fucking STOP it. Reddit admins do NOT deserve any kind of money at all. The just banned 200 odd subreddits - and you fucking halfwits want to reward them for it.

Fuck's sake.

Are people born with a photographic memory....

....or does it take time to develop ?

I’m trying to get a photographic memory

But its still developing.

I have a photographic memory...

I need to take a photograph to remember anything.

I'd like to rent a pueblo style building and open a business selling photographic prints.

It will be called: Adobe Photo Shop

I have a photographic memory.

But its a Polaroid instant camera from the 80's.

I have a Photographic memory

Unfortunately it's digital and it didn't come with a memory card.

Why did the optimist lose his job at the photographic processing lab?

He couldn't focus on the negatives.

A guy goes into the confessional box after years being away from the Church.

He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down.
There’s a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best vestry wine, Guinness on tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby, and on the wall a fine photographic display of various women who appear to have misplaced their garments.
...

What do you call an egyptian god with a photographic memory?

Cam-Ra

When I was a kid I used to think I had a photographic memory.

All of my memories were blurred and cut off at the neck.

It was an amateur photographic memory.

I met a guy who could remember every breast he’d ever seen

He had photographic mammary

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