Why the fuck are you morons spending real money on Reddit awards? Fucking STOP it. Reddit admins do NOT deserve any kind of money at all. The just banned 200 odd subreddits - and you fucking halfwits want to reward them for it.
Why did the optimist lose his job at the photographic processing lab?
He couldn't focus on the negatives.
I have a photographic memory.
But its a Polaroid instant camera from the 80's.
I have a Photographic memory
Unfortunately it's digital and it didn't come with a memory card.
What do you call an egyptian god with a photographic memory?
When I was a kid I used to think I had a photographic memory.
All of my memories were blurred and cut off at the neck.
It was an amateur photographic memory.
I have a photographic memory
I'm still developing it though.
Confessional box joke, v funny pls do read
A guy goes into the confessional box after years being away from the Church.
He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down. There’s a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best vestry wine, Guinness on tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby, and on the wall a fine photog...
A young man stood at the side of the road and hailed a taxi. When he got in, the driver said, "Well, that was perfect timing. You're a lot like Frank." The passenger asks, "Who's Frank?" The taxidriver explains, "Frank Feldman. He also had perfect timing and was always there at just the right time."
"Ok, but nobody's perfect. Everybody makes mistakes once in a while," says the passenger." "No, no, not Frank Feldman!" replies the Taxi driver. "He was great at everything, sports too. If he'd played tennis, he probably would have won Wimbledon. He would have blown pro golfers out of the water as w...
I met a guy who could remember every breast he’d ever seen
He had photographic mammary