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Photographic Jokes

I'd like to rent a pueblo style building and open a business selling photographic prints.

It will be called: Adobe Photo Shop

Everyone has a photographic memory.

Some people just don’t have film.

Are people born with a photographic memory....

....or does it take time to develop ?

I have a photographic memory...

I need to take a photograph to remember anything.

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Are people born with photographic memories?

Or do they take a while to develop?

Why the fuck are you morons spending real money on Reddit awards? Fucking STOP it. Reddit admins do NOT deserve any kind of money at all. The just banned 200 odd subreddits - and you fucking halfwits want to reward them for it.

Fuck's sake.

Why did the optimist lose his job at the photographic processing lab?

He couldn't focus on the negatives.

I have a photographic memory.

But its a Polaroid instant camera from the 80's.

I have a Photographic memory

Unfortunately it's digital and it didn't come with a memory card.

What do you call an egyptian god with a photographic memory?

Cam-Ra

I have a photographic memory

I'm still developing it though.

When I was a kid I used to think I had a photographic memory.

All of my memories were blurred and cut off at the neck.

It was an amateur photographic memory.

Confessional box joke, v funny pls do read

A guy goes into the confessional box after years being away from the Church.

He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down. There’s a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best vestry wine, Guinness on tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby, and on the wall a fine photog...

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